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Posted by Legend-Killer from TX (Member # 854) on :
 
Alright the time has come for this here wingding to get started!

The "entertainment" is arriving, food is on the buffet, and the drinks are on me!

So let's have some fun and get this COHOOTIN started!


 


Posted by GBM2002 (Member # 2183) on :
 
YES LET THE PARTY BEGIN, THE WATER IN THE POOL IS PERFECT!

The tree goes moo, oink is better than moo, the grass goes snarfle and the squirrel says weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 


Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
Barbeque... check.

Beer and other adult beverages... check.

Pool water... check.

Entertainment... check.

'Bob' not here... check.

IT'S COHOOTIN' TIME!

WHOOOOOOO from the Sunshine State!
 


Posted by TripleHHH67 (Member # 1245) on :
 
Plenty o'koolaid and hershey kisses too


The Official Historian/Accountant/Brain Surgeon/Triple Naught Spy/Soda Jerk/Fisherman and honorary Notorarian of the WCFB Forum


 


Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
Wrong party, 'Bob'.
 
Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
Howsoever, we thank you for the wonderful comestibles and such you have provided. Our Wisdom has done led us to deduce that them 'Hershey Kisses' was in fact Ex-Lax, and we have fed it to the mule who war constipated, with good results, which we have done funneled into sun-tan oil bottles and made a dang good deal and sold to some place in Hawaii.

He howsomever would not drank the Kool-Aid an' in fact he done whizzed in 'er, so we have done poured it into wine bottles and made a dang good deal and sold 'em to that same place in Hawaii. Your package deal, you see.

Thanky'verymuch an' enjoy your sun-tan oil rubbin' an' wine drankan' an' such over thar in... Hawaii, warn't it?

Ooh ooh, I hear me some Stevie Ray Vaughan over here.
 


Posted by TripleHHH67 (Member # 1245) on :
 
If we were stayin in one of them hotels that are frequented by most here in Hawaii. I am smellin Cara now, and trust me, she doesn't smell like I rubbed any by product of Mules and Ex-Lax. And the wine thing would be great, cept that is Cherry Koolaid I sent with the whiz in it, and we are drinking white wine and champagne.

Jealousy and Envy are evil twins!!

The Official Historian/Accountant/Brain Surgeon/Triple Naught Spy/Soda Jerk/Fisherman and honorary Notorarian of the WCFB Forum
 


Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
Power a suggestion is a powerful thang, 'Bob'. Keep on' suggestin your ownselves over thar and rubbin' an' drankan' an' gold-diggin' an' such. Done sold that thar stuff to such a fancy hotel, off the tourist path I understand, that it has done fundaged this here party. Maha'alo.

[This message has been edited by Crimson Mask I (edited 03-05-2002).]
 


Posted by TripleHHH67 (Member # 1245) on :
 
You still have no idea where we are in Hawaii

The Official Historian/Accountant/Brain Surgeon/Triple Naught Spy/Soda Jerk/Fisherman and honorary Notorarian of the WCFB Forum
 


Posted by JKeane (Member # 644) on :
 
HOWDY!!!! Let's get this thang rollin'!!!

The tree goes moo, oink beats moo, the grass goes snarfle and the squirrel says weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 


Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
You still have no idea where we are in Hawaii

The Official Historian/Accountant/Brain Surgeon/Triple Naught Spy/Soda Jerk/Fisherman and honorary Notorarian of the WCFB Forum


Ooh ooh. Weakness an' desperation an' such. Aloha.


 


Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by JKeane:
HOWDY!!!! Let's get this thang rollin'!!!

LAISSEZ LES BON TEMPS ROULEZ!


 


Posted by JKeane (Member # 644) on :
 
Where's the BBQ! I want some pig!

The tree goes moo, oink beats moo, the grass goes snarfle and the squirrel says weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 


Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
I have done considerately left some of Miz Rhi's black-pepper ribs for y'all, as she has done considerately provided...

*burp*

... scuse me, enough.

Course me an' Ken will be hongry ag'in directly...
 


Posted by TripleHHH67 (Member # 1245) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Ooh ooh. Weakness an' desperation an' such. Aloha.



Weakness and desperation? And beating me up in HAwaii when you are in Florida is what?

Aloha from the islands, of which you don't know which one we are at.


The Official Historian/Accountant/Brain Surgeon/Triple Naught Spy/Soda Jerk/Fisherman and honorary Notorarian of the WCFB Forum
 


Posted by Rhiannon (Member # 2091) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Barbeque... check.

Beer and other adult beverages... check.

Pool water... check.

Entertainment... check.

'Bob' not here... check.


Texas Diva... check.

*Rhiannon enters, bringing large bowls of tortilla chips, pico de gallo, and chile con queso*

Dig in, boys, and someone be good enough to pass me a frozen margarita!
 


Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
NOW the party is ON! Here ya go, babe...
 
Posted by JKeane (Member # 644) on :
 
Well now...seems as though there's an air of genuine hospitality in the room. Let's check into these here ribs, get them dranks flowin', and let's get ahold of summa dem ceegars over yonder!!!

The tree goes moo, oink beats moo, the grass goes snarfle and the squirrel says weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 


Posted by JKeane (Member # 644) on :
 
Gotsta finish dis here gig thangy...let's pick dis up in da near future!


The tree goes moo, oink beats moo, the grass goes snarfle and the squirrel says weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 


Posted by Rhiannon (Member # 2091) on :
 
All righty, I'm on my third margarita, and these here chips and queso have been refilled. C'mon, boys, what's keepin' y'all?
 
Posted by JKeane (Member # 644) on :
 
I's here! Les get that bourbon goin'!
 
Posted by Rhiannon (Member # 2091) on :
 
Whee-ha, coonass neighbor! Bring on the boudain, and pass the Southern Comfort!
 
Posted by Cara and the über stud Brock Lesnar (Member # 2329) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
[B]

Thanky'verymuch an' enjoy your sun-tan oil rubbin' an' wine drankan' an' such over thar in... Hawaii, warn't it?[B]


I think you are a little jealous this diva is giving her papi chulo, Bob so much attention

 


Posted by JKeane (Member # 644) on :
 
Rhi, methinks we done lost Cara to dem wolves. Guido is ready to "meet' 'Bob' at a moments notice!
 
Posted by Cara and the über stud Brock Lesnar (Member # 2329) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by JKeane:
Rhi, methinks we done lost Cara to dem wolves. Guido is ready to "meet' 'Bob' at a moments notice!

Oh Jkeane....bob and I are just having some fun...we wouldn't hurt anybody
 


Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Caraandcrowbar:
papi chulo, Bob

'Daddy Pork Chop Bob'

Mm hm.


 


Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
Wel, let's never mind all that thar. We got this here party, and then the snipe hunt which the GBM has decreed y'all are returnin' to be participatin' in, for which I will be judge and jurist and instructor and executioner and such, and then more of this here party, for them as survive.

I must maintain the proper mental state for this important task.

Dang, Rhi, HOW many drinks are you ahead a me?

[This message has been edited by Crimson Mask I (edited 03-06-2002).]
 


Posted by JKeane (Member # 644) on :
 
Who sprang for the little umbrellas in the drinks?


The tree goes moo, oink beats moo, the grass goes snarfle and the squirrel says weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
 


Posted by wild bill From CA (Member # 1942) on :
 
I'm trying to book some entertainment to play this thing...but so far all I can get is Christopher Cross...
 
Posted by Cara and the über stud Brock Lesnar (Member # 2329) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
'Daddy Pork Chop Bob'


daddy Pork Chop....i think you have been using foolio's translator Crimson


 


Posted by JKeane (Member # 644) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by wild bill:
I'm trying to book some entertainment to play this thing...but so far all I can get is Christopher Cross...

The effort is appreciated!
 


Posted by Rhiannon (Member # 2091) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Dang, Rhi, HOW many drinks are you ahead a me?

...hm, Ah seems t'have los' count, shugah.

Ah 'member havin' three... or six... or somethin', frozen margaritas, but when we brung out the Southern Comfort, Ah switch't t'thet, an' Ah've plum fergot how much o'that Ah've drunk. JKeane was s'posed t'be watchin' my alcohol intake, so Lord only knows at this pint how minny dranks Ah done quashed.
 


Posted by JKeane (Member # 644) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
...hm, Ah seems t'have los' count, shugah.

Ah 'member havin' three... or six... or somethin', frozen margaritas, but when we brung out the Southern Comfort, Ah switch't t'thet, an' Ah've plum fergot how much o'that Ah've drunk. JKeane was s'posed t'be watchin' my alcohol intake, so Lord only knows at this pint how minny dranks Ah done quashed.


I WUZ watchin' yo hackeyhall intake. You wuz doin' real good!
 


Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by wild bill:
I'm trying to book some entertainment to play this thing...but so far all I can get is Christopher Cross...

Hell wid dat, we got Stevie Ray Vaughan records.


 


Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Caraandcrowbar:
daddy Pork Chop....i think you have been using foolio's translator Crimson


Oh no. The dread brain-ravagin' Alzheimer's has been caught by Cara from 'Bob'. She has lost her Spanish.


 


Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
...hm, Ah seems t'have los' count, shugah.

Ah 'member havin' three... or six... or somethin', frozen margaritas, but when we brung out the Southern Comfort, Ah switch't t'thet, an' Ah've plum fergot how much o'that Ah've drunk. JKeane was s'posed t'be watchin' my alcohol intake, so Lord only knows at this pint how minny dranks Ah done quashed.


*glug*

Well, well, well, listen to that. 'Little Sister'. Time to Dirty Boogie, Miz Rhi.


 


Posted by Rhiannon (Member # 2091) on :
 
Dirty Boogie ain't got nothin' on me, baybuh. Come shake a tail feather with me!
 
Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
Let's show 'em how.

Dancin' and cohootin', closely resemblin' knobhoppin' an' debauchin', commence.
 


Posted by JKeane (Member # 644) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Let's show 'em how.

Dancin' and cohootin', closely resemblin' knobhoppin' an' debauchin', commence.


mmmm hmmmm...showliz...
 


Posted by JKeane (Member # 644) on :
 
Dem snipe huntin' types oughta be-a-gettin' in about now...
 
Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
i ting diz thnaap hunk turm innaa thnaap hunk
 
Posted by JKeane (Member # 644) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
i ting diz thnaap hunk turm innaa thnaap hunk

gots mosta da jars refilled befo GBM set not to...


 


Posted by GreyGhost from MS (Member # 1856) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by JKeane:
gots mosta da jars refilled befo GBM set not to...


Can I have one of those jars? I need to clean my sparkplugs.....
 


Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
yezzm keem gibbum wunna DOZE jarz
 
Posted by Rhiannon (Member # 2091) on :
 
See, nhaow y'all done all went t'sleep in hyar, leavin' me an' CM awake, ineebruated, an' to our own devices all by our ownselves, with no chaperoonie.
 
Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
Hmm. True dat.

FADE TO BLACK
 


Posted by JKeane (Member # 644) on :
 
FADE IN

scene: The next morning. JKeane has awakened and stumbled up to the Jeep to a discovery.

RHI!!! What have you done????
 


Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
*awakens*

GOOD. She done GOOOOOOOOOOD.
 


Posted by JKeane (Member # 644) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
*awakens*

GOOD. She done GOOOOOOOOOOD.



 


Posted by GBM2002 (Member # 2183) on :
 
Well, while you three were sitting here partying, the snipes all escaped and we have nothing BBQ, except for two turtles, three frogs a crawdad and that left over roadkill.
 
Posted by JKeane (Member # 644) on :
 
What about the cow that got tipped???
 
Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
You mean them Ohioans akshly outsmarted a cow?

Dang.
 


Posted by JKeane (Member # 644) on :
 
Das my understandin'.
 
Posted by Rhiannon (Member # 2091) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by JKeane:
RHI!!! What have you done????

ME?

What makes yew ax that? Ah'm a perfect angel.
 


Posted by Rhiannon (Member # 2091) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
*awakens*

GOOD. She done GOOOOOOOOOOD.


Didn't especk any less, didja?

Talented gal, that Rhi is.
 


Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
Why, beyond talent an' into your realm of genius an' such.
 
Posted by Rhiannon (Member # 2091) on :
 
Aw, shucks, make a gal blush, whyncha?
 
Posted by Crimson Mask I on :
 
Seems to me I war doin' a passel a that thar.
 
Posted by JKeane (Member # 644) on :
 
Here's some boudain if'n y'all want some. It's hot off da grill. Jes waller it around in some hot sauce and it'll make yo tongue slap yo brains out!
 
Posted by Rhiannon (Member # 2091) on :
 
Sounds good ta me, mah cher. Pass de couche couche and kye-yay.
 
Posted by wild bill From CA (Member # 1942) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Hell wid dat, we got Stevie Ray Vaughan records.

My mistake...carry on.
 


Posted by JKeane (Member # 644) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
Sounds good ta me, mah cher. Pass de couche couche and kye-yay.

It's passed! Have yosef a time, gull!
 




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