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Rhiannon
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*thankful that topcat ducked the flying entrails, she sidesteps the gravy, grins coyly, and mashes a chocolate cheesecake into his face*

[ 06-05-2002, 01:17 PM: Message edited by: Rhiannon ]

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*wipes Cheesecake from his face, turns from Rhi, loads something, ICED MOCHA MIST< ICED MOCHA MIST ICED MOCHA MIST!!!!!! Tajiri style, then plunks her with heavily creamed Strawberries.

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The magic, that is on those tapes, you don't own THAT!!

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*tries desperately not to melt into a puddle of goo and become one with the strawberries and cream*

Where's my *gasp* partner? I'm *gasp* being pelted with desireable *gasp* fruit here... must not... *gasp*... give in... *gasp*

*manages to muster up enough strength to squirt chocolate syrup down the front of topcat's shirt*

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* pulls out ice cream, sprinkles and whipped cream, and just as Rhi think he may be friendly forces, she catches a whiff of lye, no, not, can't be, LUTEFISK BOMB! LUTESFISK BOMB! LUTEFISK BOMB! the carnage, oh the humanity!!!!!*

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The magic, that is on those tapes, you don't own THAT!!

Reid Rothchild

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*gargles and gasps for air, reaching for her snorkel goggles to see with*

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*appears behind RHi holding two large hoses*

It's CLOBBERIN' TIME!

*turns on the hoses and begins to hose the whole room with sausage gravy*

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IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Ben Grimm

"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

Philipians 4:13

James 1:19

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*douses her eyes with bottled water and wipes her face with a fluffy towel*

*twists towel up and snaps topcat in the butt with it several times*

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*leaps on topcat while he is blinded by sausage gravy and hog-ties him with several untwined Twizzlers*

Welp, L-K, we gots us a prisoner....er, guest. What we gonna do wif 'im?

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Condensed cream of mushroom soup for all!

*fires the soup cannon*

BLAM!

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quote:
Originally posted by GreyGhost from MS:
JKeane knows more about it than I do



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Um, human shield?

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"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

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GAH! It's the dreaded Campbell's Offensive!

*ducks behind topcat and lobs salmon croquettes at Keane-ass*

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Here come the crawfish grenades!

*tosses crawfish dipped in raw buttermilk batter*

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quote:
Originally posted by GreyGhost from MS:
JKeane knows more about it than I do



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quote:
Originally posted by Sweetan Sour Sauce:
Here come the crawfish grenades!

*tosses crawfish dipped in raw buttermilk batter*

Gets 'em ever' time!

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Originally posted by GreyGhost from MS:
JKeane knows more about it than I do



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YOU WISH!

*flings quesadillas through the air like frisbees at JKeane*

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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
YOU WISH!

*flings quesadillas through the air like frisbees at JKeane*

That's weak. That's how I usually eat 'em! [Big Grin]

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Originally posted by GreyGhost from MS:
JKeane knows more about it than I do



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ME? Weak? Ha!

*dumps a bucket of rancid lard over JKeane's head*

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Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!

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quote:
Originally posted by GreyGhost from MS:
JKeane knows more about it than I do



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quote:
Originally posted by Sweetan Sour Sauce:
Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!

*smashes a couple of moldy cupcakes on your head*

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IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Ben Grimm

"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

Philipians 4:13

James 1:19

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*sticks birthday candles into the cupcakes on JKeane's head*

*points and laughs at JKeane*

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*still entwined in twezzlers, he plays on Rhi's maternal instincts. "Rhi, you know when you snap someone with a towel you can break the skin and cause a very bad infection."*

*giggle*

[ 06-05-2002, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: Rhiannon ]

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The magic, that is on those tapes, you don't own THAT!!

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Yes, I do know that, as a matter of fact.

*begins smearing topcat with peanut butter*

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*throws the kettle off and tackles whatcoms topcat and reties jim with the twizzlers*

Oh no you don't. You aren't getting away that easily.

*opens a carton of spoiled sour cream and pours it on his your head*

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IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Ben Grimm

"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

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quote:
Originally posted by whatcoms topcat:
*still entwined in twezzlers, he plays on Rhi's maternal instincts. "Rhi, you know when you snap someone with a towel you can break the skin and cause a very bad infection."*

*giggle*

PURE EVIL!!!!

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This is strangely.... erotic. [Confused]

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quote:
Originally posted by whatcoms topcat:
quote:
Originally posted by whatcoms topcat:
*still entwined in twezzlers, he plays on Rhi's maternal instincts. "Rhi, you know when you snap someone with a towel you can break the skin and cause a very bad infection."*

*giggle*

PURE EVIL!!!!
You know you love it. *evil grin*

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quote:
Originally posted by Violent Jade:
This is strangely.... erotic. [Confused]

You're welcome to join in, hon, but you just be careful. We don't want that baby girl suffering any residual damage. She's precious cargo. And I'd stay away from the rancid lard if I were you, too. [Smile]

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*spins a key on his finger*

You asked for it...

*unlocks a door*

SOUP KITCHEN BUMRUUUUUUUUSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*opens door, thousands of bums come charging in*

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*opens up with the sausage gravy hoses again to keep the bums back*

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IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Ben Grimm

"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

Philipians 4:13

James 1:19

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*hurls spoiled salt pork and bacon grease at the oncoming hordes*

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*laughs evilly*

*yells outside*

COME ON! THERE'S PLENTY OF FOOR FOR ALL!

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*topcats backup finally arrives, he looks familiar, no, can't be, but soon as he speaks you know it is, "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!" OMG it is the SOUP NAZI!!!!! And he is armed with day old bread, which he throws to the bums, which distracts everyone else and the cat can make his escape, flys out an open window and plots strategy.*

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*Having reached the limit of reasonable patience, JKeane now unleashes the most foul of all of his weapons...the SOUR MILK CANNON!*

SPLAT!

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[Mad] [Mad] [Mad] [Mad]

*pulls out several rotten watermelons, rotten cantalopes, and rotten apples. sets them up on a raised pedastool and pulls out his Gallagher Sledge O Matic*

Once again, IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!!!

*starts smashing rotten fruit with Sledge O Matic. spraying everyone within a 12 foot radius*

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IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Ben Grimm

"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

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quote:
Originally posted by whatcoms topcat:
*topcats backup finally arrives, he looks familiar, no, can't be, but soon as he speaks you know it is, "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!" OMG it is the SOUP NAZI!!!!! And he is armed with day old bread, which he throws to the bums, which distracts everyone else and the cat can make his escape, flys out an open window and plots strategy.*

NO NO NO NO! *starts throwing Christian-style fit on the floor*
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quote:
Originally posted by IISX:
quote:
Originally posted by whatcoms topcat:
*topcats backup finally arrives, he looks familiar, no, can't be, but soon as he speaks you know it is, "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!" OMG it is the SOUP NAZI!!!!! And he is armed with day old bread, which he throws to the bums, which distracts everyone else and the cat can make his escape, flys out an open window and plots strategy.*

NO NO NO NO! *starts throwing Christian-style fit on the floor*
Well...even though itsa fight n such, I'm glad to see that you can stay christian through it all. [Big Grin]

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*ducks rotten fruit*

HEY! L-K, quit hitting yer podner widdat smelly stuff!

*helps the Soup Nazi pelt the bums with croutons and stale focaccia bread*

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<---now has strange craving for red Jell-O covered with cottage cheese and chocolate syrup. mmmmmm.

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Okay, that goes beyond anything I ever craved EITHER time I was pregnant. I just wanted Velveeta macaroni and cheese, lemonade, limeade, Mexican food, or Chinese food, at different times. At least you ain't craving dirt, like some women who don't get enough minerals do.

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Sorry podner. Didn't mean to get you.

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"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

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I crave chinese food 24-7,, think that's where the craving comes from... You can get jell-o, cottage cheese, and chocolate pudding all on a chinese buffet, and it just seems like it would taste pretty good together. She woke me up night before last and made me go to Denny's at 3:30 in the morning for pancakes,, and I don't even LIKE pancackes. Pregnancy is a funny thing.

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