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JKeane
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*JKeane backs up in a truck filled with fruit cocktail and a fire hose*

Let's go to school!!!

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Originally posted by GreyGhost from MS:
JKeane knows more about it than I do



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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Snapper:
ooohhh, baby, don't stop...more.

Dude, that was the second can! Lessee what else I got....

*dumps chocolate syrup down the back of his shirt*

That wasn't quite as good, but it'll do, for now.
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Rhiannon
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You'd better quit complaining before I bring out the refried beans as payback for that spoilt guac, boy.

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Refried beans? *loads cannon*

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Originally posted by GreyGhost from MS:
JKeane knows more about it than I do



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Rhiannon
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Keane-ass, I'd hurl boudain balls atcha, but that'd be a waste of good food. You'll have to settle for....

*chunks mushy grapefruits at JKeane*

....those. [Razz]

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That was very thoughtful (hurls lukewarm mashed potatoes in return).

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Originally posted by GreyGhost from MS:
JKeane knows more about it than I do



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Rhiannon
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Thanks. I have my moments.

*hurls ambrosia salad at JKeane*

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*sneaks over and dumps a large bowl of butter cream cake icing on Rhi's head*

Thought I forgot about you? [Razz]

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MMMMMMMMMMMM, buttercream. My favorite. How sweet of you to remember.

*scoops a gob of icing in each hand and smooshes them on his head*

Hey, look, you look like a glazed doughnut hole, or something. [Razz]

*runs away*

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*sneaks around behind Crimson Snapper and dumps a pan of 7 layer dip on his head*

Couldn't leave out my best friend.

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IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Ben Grimm

"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

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quote:
Originally posted by Legend-Killer:
*sneaks around behind Crimson Snapper and dumps a pan of 7 layer dip on his head*

Couldn't leave out my best friend.

Now, why would you do that to a perfectly good pan of layered dip. You are such a child. I don't know what you're problem is, but you need to grow up.

while C.S is talking, he's putting two huge, rotten, melons behind his back. and flings them both at L-K.

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Hey, you forgot the chips!

*dumps a bag of crushed Tostitos chips on Snapper's head*

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*grabs a handful of jello with fruit in it and flings it at Rhi*

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IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Ben Grimm

"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

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Legend-Killer from TX
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*ducks the melons and they hit JKeane in the head8

Man you got bad aim.

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IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Ben Grimm

"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

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Rhiannon
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*ducks, causing Jello to miss her and hit Snapper in the face*

*giggles and squirts butterscotch syrup at L-K*

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Legend-Killer from TX
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*starts lobbing large marshmallows like grenades at Rhi*

INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!

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IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Ben Grimm

"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

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*catches a marshmallow in her mouth, eats it, grins, and ducks underneath the others*

Oh, yeah?

*begins pelting L-K with whole black olives and pitching hummus grenades at him*

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Alright that does it! Time to bring out the big guns in this here food fight.

*starts flinging handfuls of hagis at everyone in the room*

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IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Ben Grimm

"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

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Oh, don't get all ethnic on me, now.

*starts hurling frybread like frisbees at L-K*

Wait, not nearly nasty enough. That's haggis he's armed with. Hm.

*drags out catapult and begins loading it with buffalo entrails*

Don't MAKE me use this, boy.

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Legend-Killer from TX
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Hey I got it. We team up and take out everybody else. We have the ammo to do it. What do you say?

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IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Ben Grimm

"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

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Meet me behind the rice-bag bunkers and you gotta deal. [Wink]

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Legend-Killer from TX
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You got it. Let's teach these here amateurs how to do a real food fight. [Big Grin]

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IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Ben Grimm

"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

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*picks up his portable microwave*

*puts in 40 Bags of Microwave Popcorn*

*presses start*

*begins to use new Popcorn Machine Gun on everyone*

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All right, I built up our ammo stash overnight. You let me know when you're ready.

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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
All right, I built up our ammo stash overnight. You let me know when you're ready.

I'm always ready baby. [Wink]

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IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Ben Grimm

"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

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Of course you are. That's why it took you eleven minutes to answer me. [Razz]

Now we just gotta wait for some targe.... uh.... other people to get in here. [Big Grin]

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No they are targets pure and simple.

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IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Ben Grimm

"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

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Ssshhh! You'll give it away! Some of these folks haven't processed that yet.

Hm, where'd I put my Ramones CD? We'll need appropriate background music for the carnage.

[ 06-05-2002, 11:45 AM: Message edited by: Rhiannon ]

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Good point. Maybe we need to lay out some bait to draw people in. *EVIL GRIN*

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"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

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Whatcha got in mind?

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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
Whatcha got in mind?

Hmmmm, maybe leave a trail of classic tapes leading into the door. Tha should lure enough victims in.

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"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

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Yeah, I mean... I WOULD cook, but there seems to be enough food around here anyway, so.... hm. Classic tapes seems to be the best way to go. Unless you've got a Stacy Kiebler poster or something. She's got quite a following around this place.

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Hey that gives me an idea.

*takes a large poster of Stacy and begins to tear it into pieces and lays the in a trail to the door*

Anyone who can piece this puzzzle back together gets a prize.

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*gasp*

You are so EVIL!

That can be a good quality in a man. [Big Grin]

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*sees torn Stacey poster*

*begins to follow trail, picking up peices*

*gets close to end*

HEY A PENNY!

*drops peices, runs over to a shiny penny*

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*sees first victim and starts pelting him with the hagis and hummas*

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"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

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*throws a bowl of potato salad back*
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*ducks behind the rice bag bunker and starts reloading the catapult wit sourkraute*

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IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" Ben Grimm

"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear." Norm from Cheers

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FWOOP!

*buffalo entrails soar through the air at IISX*

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enters room, seeminngly unarmed, jumps on the bunker and sprays the dreaded GRAVY MIST!!!!! TAJIRI style at Rhi,

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The magic, that is on those tapes, you don't own THAT!!

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