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brawler2711
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What can one expect?

Is it painful or overhyped?

Asking for a friend that lives in TN.

Thanks.

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Nothing to it. In and out.

[ 05-17-2017, 09:55 AM: Message edited by: The Coach ]

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I always heard the only ones that get it done are male prostitutes.

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I agree with Coach. There is not much too it. Maybe a day or 2 with some mild discomfort. I found that my Lasik eye procedure was more painful/discomforting than the vasectomy.

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quote:
Originally posted by brawler2711:
What can one expect?

Is it painful or overhyped?

Asking for a friend that lives in TN.

Thanks.

Is this "friend" having the procedure done this weekend?

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brawler2711
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On Friday...

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Sir Tojo: "I used Brut in the late '60's-early '70's. Used to splash it all over my crotch area after a shower--no joke.I used to get some funny reactions to that back in my early 20's. Fond memories."

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Lance Goodthrust from NL
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quote:
Originally posted by Armageddon_T_Thunderbird:
I always heard the only ones that get it done are male prostitutes.

Musta heard it from guys who don't get a lot of sex.

Got mine done promptly after the twins were born. Wasn't that bad. I got laser eye surgery done and agree with the comparison. Obviously a much different discomfort though.

Now I would suggest 'selling' the considerable pain for a few days afterwards. Might have been the last time I got tended to around the house.

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brawler2711
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My pal wont have a problem selling it, he likes to joke around with what he calls "the wife"...

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jorjorbynks
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Tell your friend to buy a bag of frozen peas ahead of time.
Then sit on the peas when home. I found this to really help with the pain/discomfort after mine.

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Crimson Mask from FL
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Too bad his father didn't get one. Oh well, anything that limits this gene pool is a 'plus'.

So long from the Sunshine State!

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I was one of the "lucky" few to get complications. Boy, that was not fun. The massive swelling was visually interesting, at least.

But for most guys, it's over in 2 or 3 days and you're good go. I don't regret having mine done, even though it didn't go smoothly. It's all good now.

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Make sure both sides are completely, and I do mean completely numb. I speak from experience.
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quote:
Originally posted by The Coach:
Nothing to it. In and out.

Ahhh....I see what you did there, Coach. 😁😁😁

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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask from FL:
Too bad his father didn't get one. Oh well, anything that limits this gene pool is a 'plus'.

So long from the Sunshine State!

Home Run WAY outta the park [Big Grin]

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Yeah, easy and a day in bed with ice on the crotch. I was up and about helping out with my kid's birthday the next day. Although, I would take time to go lay down over the next two days because, like Lance said, I was selling it a bit. It probably was the last time I was tended to as well haha.
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quote:
Originally posted by jorjorbynks:
Tell your friend to buy a bag of frozen peas ahead of time.
Then sit on the peas when home. I found this to really help with the pain/discomfort after mine.

Actually best advice is to buy THREE bags of frozen peas or corn so you can keep them going in rotation as one thaws out and you have to wait for it to refreeze. Oh, and don't forget to throw them away when you're all healed up or you'll be in the freezer later when you're trying to find a bag to cook for dinner and find yourself constantly asking "were those THE peas I had on my junk??"

Like everyone else said, easy as pie. Even the initial numbing shot they give, I literally didn't feel a thing. That was what I had the most anxiety about before the procedure and it turned out to be a complete non-event.

I laid there the entire procedure and kept a constant conversation going with the performing doctor. Kills time and keeps your mind off what's really going on down there!

Make sure you get the doctor to prescribe you a couple valium and take them a couple hours before just to help out the little jitters and anxiety you may be feeling.

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mr. disco
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All the advice here is pretty good. I was still pretty sore though for about 5 days afterwards. A lot of guys schedule it during March Madness, so they can veg out and watch hoops all day. I pretty much sat on the couch and played PS3 for three days.

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Usually nothing to it. 15 minute procedure, and you'll likely be sitting in the waiting/recovery rooms longer than that.

Some of the bruising can be kind of amazing. Mine was limited to my "taint", while a friend's was knee to knee. Neither of us had any swelling to speak of.

Athletic supports are sometimes advised, but that's a doctor to doctor thing: My urologist suggested it, but my friend's didn't. The idea, of course, is to keep the jewels firmly held for the first couple of days to minimize bumping.

Also, sleep on your back for the first three or four days if you can.

I never had much more than mild discomfort, but I've heard of some folks who are in considerable pain for a few days afterward.

Oh. And whomever is driving you home afterward, make sure they take it slow. Really.

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SWW72 from FL
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quote:
Originally posted by Sac:
The massive swelling was visually interesting, at least.

Is that how you came up with your name?

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Nothing to it physically. But.. I would say thus.
Think it over..alot... I got mine and then was divorced 10 months later.. I immedialty regretted having it done after that.

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brawler2711
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Thanks for the input guys.

I'll let him know via PM on another board.

He seems nervous about it but I think that's normal.

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Daddy Dewdrop
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I guess we know what Tojo's doing this weekend.
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quote:
Originally posted by Daddy Dewdrop:
I guess we know what Tojo's doing this weekend.

somebody had to say it

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Easy breezy.

The worst part for me was trying to secretly smuggled in my "sample" a couple weeks later, and having that hag nurse out me in front of a full waiting room with, "Mr Canova can you please write you name on your sample" LOL

But absolutely take it easy for a few days and follow doc orders or you'll end up with legit grapefruits

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Lance Goodthrust from NL wrote:


"Now I would suggest 'selling' the considerable pain for a few days afterwards. Might have been the last time I got tended to around the house..."


Now there is some sage advice...

Did she kiss it better?

And is your last name still Goodthrust?

[ 05-18-2017, 01:28 PM: Message edited by: unclefester ]

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As a voice of experience here are a fewtakeaways.

You get to practice your manscaping before surgery
Sex in first week your balls explode not your pencil.
All of a sudden while you are sitting for a period of time ..you will have to stand up and adjust the boys' position... or go Commando like Kramer.
Best of all while you lie there, and the Dr. cauterizes the area of incision.. IT will look like the POPE was elected.

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As a voice of experience here are a fewtakeaways.

You get to practice your manscaping before surgery
Sex in first week your balls explode not your pencil.
All of a sudden while you are sitting for a period of time ..you will have to stand up and adjust the boys' position... or go Commando like Kramer.
Best of all while you lie there, and the Dr. cauterizes the area of incision.. IT will look like the POPE was elected.

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brawler2711
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Heard back from the devious one via PM on another board.

He started the appointment by handing the nurse a 6 hour VHS tape of Ken Lucas matches, he got mad when she told him she got rid of her VHS in 2002.

Doc came in and did his thing, he said the two needle injections hurt for about a second or two but other than that didn't really feel anything.

It was about 7 minutes and he talked tried to talk about Terry Gordy to the doc.

Afterwards he got dressed and told the nurse he usually charges for those kind of shows. (He's witty)

He iced with frozen Veggies in 15 minute increments after the snip.

The Doc told him no skinny jeans for a week, he likes the Faded Glory ones from his local Walmart.

He did make it to O'Charleys on Sat night and got their famous double-breaded chicken tenders paired with a juicy 6-oz. sirloin.

It's safe to say the fertile one will no longer be after a lab test in a few months.

He says "hi" to everyone and misses mailing clippings to some of you here and there.

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quote:
Originally posted by Travlr:
Mine was limited to my "taint"

When you look up "too much information" in the dictionary, I'm 100% certain that a screen capture of this post will now be beside it.

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So David Crockett says "Hey Travlr, show us your taint..."

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Cu*nt.

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Crimson Mask from FL
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I thought taint meant like an infection. Dafuk?

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Crimson Mask from FL
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... oh. That.

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Crimson Mask from FL
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TMI altogether. F*ck this.

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