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Shaving Weezie Jefferson
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Which tickled your funny bone the most?

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I know it's still early, but I think JBL's butt adventures is going to be the run away winner.

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My ribs are still hurting over laughing so hard when I heard about JBL's anal rape pranks
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Write in vote for Vince chasing Brisco around with the soiled underwear that he accidentally sharted in.
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quote:
Originally posted by Armageddon_T_Thunderbird:
I know it's still early, but I think JBL's butt adventures is going to be the run away winner.

It didn't get the mainstream attention of the Benoit debacle.
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Mae Young stuffing sardines in her crotch before giving the Bronco Buster ...

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How about the rib where Vince admitted to knowing about Mel Phillips molesting under age boys and keeping him employed? THAT was one helluva a rib.

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Yikes!

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I was getting ready to vote for Owen Hart selling the popcorn to the face.
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(is that considered a rib?)
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quote:
Originally posted by Herd72:
Mae Young stuffing sardines in her crotch before giving the Bronco Buster ...

Wait did she really do that?
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That was the story told on the old Legends Roundtable series and the whole panel seemed to know about it. Moola & Mae vs the Stooges (Patterson and Brisco) who were dressed in drag. "G.D., it'll be great pal!"
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Farmer from WA:
How about the rib where Vince admitted to knowing about Mel Phillips molesting under age boys and keeping him employed? THAT was one helluva a rib.

Did he admit that during the steroid scandal?

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I am disappointed that only one of the nominees has the typical WWWF\WWF\WWE managment approved homoerotism.
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I liked the butane in the asthma inhaler one. Hyuck, hyuck.
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quote:
Originally posted by Herd72:
Mae Young stuffing sardines in her crotch before giving the Bronco Buster ...

Hey, a little fresh air never hurt nobody.

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Dynamite Kid has to get an honorable mention

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quote:
Originally posted by TerryR:
I liked the butane in the asthma inhaler one. Hyuck, hyuck.

That was more of an "NWA" rib (and that one actually was a rib because JV and York were in on it together to rib the boys and did it several times in different territories).

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I won't vote in the one. They are not ribs. They are crimes.

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quote:
Originally posted by Gabba Hey:
I won't vote in the one. They are not ribs. They are crimes.

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I may be castrated for saying what I voted but Snuka getting away with murdering his girlfriend because Vince somehow convinced police he was a legitimate savage has to be the greatest rib of them all. He ribbed the entire justice system of America by working them. Absolutely hilarious.
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quote:
Originally posted by Gabba Hey:
I won't vote in the one. They are not ribs. They are crimes.

You obviously do not understand 'the business'.
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quote:
Originally posted by John Williamson:
quote:
Originally posted by Gabba Hey:
I won't vote in the one. They are not ribs. They are crimes.

You obviously do not understand 'the business'.
Or the concept of irony.

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How long until Vince gives JBL an anal rape gimmick?
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quote:
Originally posted by A Gene Wilder Somersault:
How long until Vince gives JBL an anal rape gimmick?

They tried that a few years back and I doubt JBL has the acting skills Heidenreich had.



Add to that, this little nugget of info...

Speaking on the incident in a 2008 interview, Heidenreich commented that "Vince McMahon came up with it in a dream one night." He said that Stephanie was the one who approached him on the day of the show to inform him of what was going to go down. Heidenreich added Pulp Fiction came to mind when he heard it and stated, "I'm just happy I was doing the raping and not getting raped."

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Vince has some godda*mn issues.

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Didn't Vince also originally want Kane's character in that "See No Evil" movie to have a 3 foot penis?
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quote:
Originally posted by jjmike:
Didn't Vince also originally want Kane's character in that "See No Evil" movie to have a 3 foot penis?

Oddly enough, he hired a porn director to helm that film.

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JBL anally raping fellow employees is leading by a landslide.

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Anal rape might be a chuckle but killing the family pet is the most hilarious thing a guy could do. You have to love this list. Really good stuff.
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The inevitable anal rape of a family dog rib will be the all time greatest if and when it occurs.
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quote:
Originally posted by jjmike:
Didn't Vince also originally want Kane's character in that "See No Evil" movie to have a 3 foot penis?

He wanted Hornswaggle to be in it?

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how about 50 odd year old men exposing themselves to 20 something year old girls but it's ok cos its Flair?

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