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brawler2711
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Good new podcast from Russo, where he plays clips of what the marks have said and addresses their comments!

http://podcastone.com/pg/jsp/program/episode.jsp?programID=880&pid=1725521

CASTRATING THE MARKS--ROUND 2 Vince introduces his new theme song for his new show, "Castrating the Marks and their Dirt Sheets", called MARK-A-RITAVILLE. From there he once again exposes the half-truths and the mis-truths provide on a weekly basis by the "so-called" experts who never spent ONE MINUTE in the legitimate wrestling business. On today's show, Vince actually plays a discussion between two dirt sheet "experts" explaining the various ways to get their WRESTLEMANIA CHAIRS home. From their the Guru, discusses AJ Styles going to RAW--which of course never happened, while another "expert" takes a shot at Vince for owning a Soft Pretzel Franchise. THIS IS GOLD!!!

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thx 4 the post
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Soft pretzels are delicious. Get some cheese sauce to dip them into and that's some good eating.

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Them and Nachos are my go-to movie theater snack. Love me some cheese dip.
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No offense, but Russo is in that territory with me where even if I agree with something he says I flat don't want to hear it from him. This is a hard pass.

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The first round was much better.

http://podcastone.com/pg/jsp/program/episode.jsp?programID=880&pid=1724079

VINCE BREAKS OUT NEW SHOW-CASTRATING THE MARKS & THEIR DIRT SHEETS As promised, the REAL Vince Russo is going FULL BOAR, as he introduces a new show today that totally EXPOSES and CUTS OF THE GONADS of every wrestling mark with a wrestling show, who somehow, someway have convinced themselves that they're "EXPERTS" in their field. By using AUDIO CLIPS from their shows, Vince clearly illustrates the lack of knowledge and experience these NIMRODS have simply because NONE of them have ever BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT. Vince also shares his beliefs of the motivation behind the "This is Awesome" fanboy base.

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"I'll be with 20 in-laws...hhhmmm..we'll see. But, 7 of the 20 are my nieces (in their early to mid 20's), so I'll enjoy seeing a few of them at the pool, and on the beach.At least the "scenery" should be enjoyable. [Smile]"
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Then again nothing beats a good hot dog at the ballgame
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Does it say what franchise he is peddling? There was an Auntie Anne's kiosk at the food court in the mall I used to visit, damn fine soft pretzels.

I can hear him yelling at the castrated pretzel marks "Pretzels, bro, get your soft, hot, pretzels, bro. Want some cheese sauce with that, bro?"

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Waiting for the inevitable moment where Russo's pretzel establishment turns on the pretzel industry and reveals itself to be a McDonald's in a mind-bending swerve that no one saw coming.
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I wouldn't click on that if Russo gave me a kidney, bought me a hooker, and let me play with his puppy. F*uck that guy.
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quote:
Originally posted by Armageddon_T_Thunderbird:

I can hear him yelling at the castrated pretzel marks "Pretzels, bro, get your soft, hot, pretzels, bro. Want some cheese sauce with that, bro?"


that made me chuckle bro.

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I would imagine a kidney donation from Russo would not be a straight forward affair. It would probably first involve beating Buff Bagwell in a "donated kidney on a pole" match where the loser performs the surgery.
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It's Full Bore, not "Full Boar"....I have a sneaky suspicion that Russo himself wrote that episode synopsis, not someone at podcastone.

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quote:
Originally posted by carpetbeggar:
It's Full Bore, not "Full Boar"....I have a sneaky suspicion that Russo himself wrote that episode synopsis, not someone at podcastone.

Well, when you think about it, there's no doubt but that Russo could certainly be characterized as a "bore". However, he also displays a wide range of porcine traits and behaviors to the extent that, (were there not also a currently unanswered question pertaining to VinnieRu's gender), the description of VinnieRu as a "boar" as well as a "bore" would likely get little opposition from those familiar with the subject.

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He is in Indiana now, so there may have been an actual boar involved.

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Russo must had saved every penny from his six figure salary at TNA....or his wife must have a great job and he is living off her. There is no way Russo is making a living and supporting his family off his podcast and booking Rocky Mtn Pro wrestling.
Sorry of that is too personal. I mean he could be working At Blockbuster video but those are all closed.

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These pretzels are making me thirsty.

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quote:
Originally posted by carpetbeggar:
It's Full Bore, not "Full Boar"....I have a sneaky suspicion that Russo himself wrote that episode synopsis, not someone at podcastone.

I noticed that as well. But its in ALL CAPS so it must be important. Maybe Russo is saying he is going whole hog with his analysis. Either way, I'm sure there is a lot of pork involved.

BTW - Mustard. Those pretzels are good with some spicy mustard and a cold brew.

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The voices of these guys are so annoying, I stopped at the 4 minute mark.
Is there anything that's worth the hurt in my ears coming later on?

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posting about Vince Russo on a classic wrestling board. obvious troll is obvious

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quote:
Originally posted by murphdogg:
posting about Vince Russo on a classic wrestling board. obvious troll is obvious

Where's "the win" though? The life of an internet troll is ultimately a sad and lonely one.
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So wait. Is Russo the Head Castrated Mark or is this, whaddayacall, irony?

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I was so glad recently to see a thread about retired wrestler Tony Russo on here. Frankly, if I never saw one more thread about the waste of flesh, bone, and air that is VINCE Russo, I would be just fine with it.

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Russo is still involved in wrestling outside of this abortion? Like even if it is an indy, the fact he is "booking"(and I use that term very loosely with Russo) in 2017 astounds me. About to look up Rocky Mountain Pro and see how horrible they are.
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I just did a quick search on YouTube.

One of the first Rocky Mountain Pro videos that pops up refers to something as 'Manure Mania' in its title.

Oh, this sounds like a real hoot.

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I'd rather slice my dick off slowly with an index card than click on that horse sh*it.
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Here's a Deadspin article by Dave Bixenspan about Vince Russo.

http://deadspin.com/vince-russo-one-of-pro-wrestlings-biggest-********-art-1794338204

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Bix has been knocking it out of the park recently.
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It's well done, but unfortunately a Deadspin article plays right into Russo's hands. Gives him more of the attention he craves, negative or not.
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