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dw
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i'm dressed and ready.
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The lights come up and look who's standing in the middle of the ring!!! OOOOOOH Yeah!!! It's the Gentleman, himself, live and in living color. Standing , waiting for his next victum. Mr.CM the rules state, that if one of us,Dusty or mysself loses,the 2nd must strip. If Rhi. can't keep up her end of the deal,then Dusty must forefit his match against me here tonight. Either bring her back or else.
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*arena crowd begins to stomp rhythmically*
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The hell did YOU sneak in here? Okay, the video's just ending... listen quick, Rhi missed her flight, I hadda pull something outta my ass here...


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Welcome back. I have just gotten the ruling from the WCMB Board of Governors:

There has been an added stipulation in response to this terrible act of cowardice.

This will be a 'seconds tag' stipulation.

In other words... Rhiannon will be replaced as Dusty Wolfe's second by... Nurse Good Body.

If Rhiannon can get to ringside anytime before the end of the match and tag Nurse Good Body, Nurse Good Body must leave Dusty's corner and Rhiannon will take over the second's duties, but Nurse Good Body MUST remain at ringside.

And...

... if Ken Timbs wins the match, BOTH Rhiannon AND Nurse Good Body must strip in the middle of the ring.


... okay? So... AW DAMMIT WHERE THE HELL IS THAT CARA NOW?


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I'm having a Florida Independent Wrestling flashback.
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Dusty, I'm waiting on you, come on Dusty, the cage door is open, and I'm waiting. I've got something special just for you!!!
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Yes, wrestling fans, did you ever wanna know what it's REALLY like backstage? Well...
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enough stalling.
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CM.,how long before bell time? I need to finish taping my fist.
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*suddenly, over the speakers blares Stevie Ray Vaughan's Pride and Joy*

*the house lights shut off abruptly, and two white spots focus on the entrance ramp*

*at the top of the ramp, clad in a navy peasant blouse/Daisy Dukes/steel-toed work boots, with a red bandana around her neck, a bandage on the back of her head, half of a broken pool cue in her left hand and a Texas flag in her right, comes....*

*Miz Rhi.*

*Pride and Joy continues....*


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ALL RIGHT!!!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

... OUR FEATURE MATCH... a A LIGHTS OUT

*blackout... a minute passes... lights up*

HARDCORE DOUBLE GREASED POLE CAGE MATCH! The loser buys the winner a drink, and the loser's second must strip in the middle of the ring!

... the officials PRESENT, your referee, Master Ak Ak!

*boos*

In the ring at this time, seconded by TRIPLEHHH...

*hisses*

... from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing a trim and ready 260 pounds...

... the GENTLEMAN, KEN TIMBS!

*mixed cheers and boos*

And now presenting the second, MIZ RHIANNON!!!

*standing ovation*

And approaching the ring... from San Antonio, Texas, weighing 235 pounds...

... Dusty... WOLFE!

*mixed boos and cheers*

*DING*

[This message has been edited by Crimson Mask I (edited 03-11-2002).]


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All right, this is CM at ringside and right away, TripleHHH realizes Miz Rhi is here and he's on his bicycle and halfway up the aisle...
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timbs ever lets me in this cage. that broken pool cue... i may be dumb, but i'm no babyface.
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... Timbs, the veteran, is frustrating his younger opponent...
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HIZZELP MIZZEE IZZOUT WIZZILLYIZZA IZZI MIZZEAN IZZI IZZEXPECT TIZZOO HIZZAVE TIZZO KIZZALL THIZZEE MIZZATCH MIZZYSIZZELF WHIZZEN IZZIT'S CRIMSON SNAPPER IZZAND LEGEND-KILLER BIZZUT K'MIZZON

[This message has been edited by Crimson Mask I (edited 03-11-2002).]


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I just caught Dusty climbing in the ring through the cage door. And now I'm clubbing the crap out of him. Now I drive him head first into the side of the cage,and begin to scrubb his head back and forth across the steel metal bars.I watch as he crumples to the mat and I start to climb out of the ring,but he gets to his feet and pulls me back into the ring. Now I kick him in the face and proceed to use a variation of suplexs to futher inflict pain on him.
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Jee-hossaphat, Mister!


They's a-fixin' to fight now! Wake up!

Boy, Miz Rhi sure is purty, even in bandidges!

That rotten ol' manager of Mister Timbs don't impress me none, though. Looks kinda shady...even for Mister Timbs!

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I strut across the ring, because I believe that I have him now.And just for good measure I powerslam him,just for the fun of it.
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thizzanks

... and right now it's a wrestling lesson, perfect execution of the suplesse series and the Greco-Roman front body drop or 'powerslam'...

[This message has been edited by Crimson Mask I (edited 03-11-2002).]


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*Struts around all proud of his business partner having the upper hand on his former protege*

The Official Manager of Gentleman Ken Timbs


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and as he goes for the diving headbutt, i move. a bloody mess from the cage. (how's that?)
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... and Rhiannon comes around the ring and TripleHHH takes off running once again...
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I get real close to the cage and yell a few profanities at Dusty, in a gentlemanlly way of course


The Official Manager of Gentleman Ken Timbs


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... Dusty's head has been lacerated, his face quickly becoming a crimson mask...

wizzaitin fizzor thizzat wizzeren't yizza


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1 dropkick, 2 dropkicks, 3 dropkicks.(my annual ration). and i find the broken pool cue!
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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
I get real close to the cage and yell a few profanities at Dusty, in a gentlemanlly way of course


The Official Manager of Gentleman Ken Timbs


bizzob rizzead thizee pizzosts wizzillyizza


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and i begin to wear out all 337 pounds with the broken pool cue.
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... AH ah...
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Falling backwards from the dropkicks,A look of suprise comes over my face as I realize,Dusty has the que stick.
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There's a minor commotion at ringside, as The Ghost takes his ringside seat. Interestingly, there are several empty seats around him, seemingly reserved for others who may be arriving later.....
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ken tries to climb from the cage, and i follow him up the ropes. ramming the pool cue into his ample 31 inch waist line.
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... and that's one gentleman who'll be visiting his chiropractor tomorrow...
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i hit ken with the big wahoozle stick and he falls back into the ring. slapping the top rope on his way down. causing me to lose my balence, and crooooooootching myself on the top rope. (could use a little commentary here)
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I try to sneak behing Miz Rhi as she is near the cage talking to Dusty concerned about his health. She turns and sees me, and I retreat



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(could use a little commentary)
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*Miz Rhi unties her belt, which conveniently doubles as a lasso, winds it up, throws.... lassos Bob, hog-ties him, and deposits him in front of the announcers' table*
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quote:
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(could use a little commentary)

yizzou dizzoo yizzour jizzob izzand izzI'll dizzoo mizzine, okay?

... AH ah, no matter HOW tough you are, there are some places on the body you just can't take punishment...

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Aw, come on, Mister Timbs!

Get up! Get up and FIGHT some more!

Gosh.


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... and TripleHHH appears to be paying his dues...
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Ghost winces as Dusty takes the "rope to the crotch" spot. Ghost then glances up the aisle, as if expecting something....
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