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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:

You, Cara can be Nurse Great Body.

Yea!!! I'm nurse Great Body


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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
I would also need the ring nurse close by. Never know when an old feller like myself can throw a hip or something


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We're back. Thank you, Nurse Cara, for those insightful comments.

By the way, the WCMB Board of Governors has asked me to make it very clear to all of you who plan to attend what should be a real Pier 6 brawl tonight, to PLEASE not get carried away by the loser's-second-must-strip stipulation for this match. Under NO circumstances are you to even TRY to strip the Ring Nurse. You will be ejected from the arena, and that's no joke.

Remember, do NOT strip the Ring Nurse.

Okay, we're getting closer and closer to bell time, and---excuse me, Mr. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, but this is NOT your scheduled interview time.

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ok, what if, as far fetched as this is, Mr Timbs were to lose the match, and Nurse Great Body chose to strip herself and dance with me in the ring?


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I assure you, sir, that I have no word from the Board of Governors on that issue, I have just been asked to remind the fans to PLEASE not come out of your seats, come to ringside, and strip the tight white secured-only-with-velcro nurse's uniform from the body of Nurse Cara. Now if you will please allow me, sir, to do my job here.

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Thank you, and proceed


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:

By the way, the WCMB Board of Governors has asked me to make it very clear to all of you who plan to attend what should be a real Pier 6 brawl tonight, to PLEASE not get carried away by the loser's-second-must-strip stipulation for this match. Under NO circumstances are you to even TRY to strip the Ring Nurse. You will be ejected from the arena, and that's no joke.

Remember, do NOT strip the Ring Nurse.



As much as it pains me, the rules are set and it is the second who must strip not the nurse or the audience, but we appreciate all those who have volunteered to strip in either Rhi's or Bob's place.


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OK, Someone get the lights and the music ready to go. Bell time is a coming.
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Thank you, Mr. Timbs. There you have it, clearly stated. Fans, PLEASE do not come down to ringside and give that tiny little pull that is all that would be required to rip that uniform off Nurse Good Body. The Wrestling Classics Board of Governors appreciates your cooperation.

One of the fascinating aspects of this match is the relationship between Ken Timbs and Dusty Wolfe. As I leave the studio to make my way to the arena, please take a look at this special video taped feature, The Legend Of The Fabulous Hollywood Blondes. Let's roll that VTR, please. For now, this is CM saying... so long *two-fingered salute off eyebrow* from the Sunshine State.

*voiceover*

Twenty years ago...

*glug of Stoli*

*light up a Benson & Hedges*

*leave studio*

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Oh boy.
Oh gee whillickers!
Gosh Golly!


This is fixin' to be somethin', Mister. What we have here is a clear case of unbridled enthusisasm. See, Mister Dusty Wolfe, he's been livin' in the shadows of the trees of woe for years. It was his inevitable affiliation with one Mister Ken Timbs that allowed him some time in the sun. Course you wouldn't know it these days, pasty as he is and all...


So like I was sayin, Mister... this battle of wills is heretofore gonna be known as what they call a classic, evidenced stictly by the particulars involved. I already told you about the lamentin' Mister Wolfe been thru till now, but you ain't heard the half of it.

See, Mister Ken Timbs, he already has proved his mettle and inner determination in years past. Why, not too many fellers are able to say they got a submission fall on Mil Mascaras! That right there tells you all you need to know about him!

Just remember, Mister...don't say I didn't warn ya beforehand about how this one is destined to be a classic. Boy, you sure don't talk much! But anyways, that's the way I see it from my seat, which of course is right next to your own.

If'n you were wonderin' about who I think was gonna win, I think it's about time I told ya. I'm gonna go with Mister Ken Timbs. Desire or not, Mister Wolfe is facin' the dog days of summer ahead, which'n is perfect since he's nothin' but a glory hound! Owwww! Owwww!


Go get 'im, Mister Timbs!



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you guys are gonna make me do something i'll regret later. the goozle has been idle for 2 years now. but seems that tonight may be the night for it's return. the goozle has been known to reduce grown folks to mounds of quivering, crying, squalling flesh.
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There you have it from Dusty Wolfe, who seems to be ready to ask no quarter and give no quarter in tonight's matchup.

Miz Rhiannon, do you have anything to---

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Not one quarter, not one dime, not one Sacagawea dollar will Mr. Wolfe give nobody! You can take that to your credit union, Darlin's! He's comin' down to the ring, full of beer, "urine", and vinegar, and is gonna whup some Timbs Tail all over the squared circle! An' if Mister Class over yonder and his weasel-faced dog boy Triple HHHHHHHHHHH don't think the Lone Star Connection can whup them, they'd best head back to their mommas' houses and get their Depends changed! That there Bob, with that 67-inch waist, better stay outta my way, or I'll pull out my trusty pool cue and crank 'im with it! WHOOOO!
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If James Beard and Master Ak lose control of this and the seconds get involved, Ken Timbs and TripleHHH may be in for a rough night.
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Crunch time, high noon, sunset. Mr. Wolfe Many was the time that you have said you carried the Fabulous one on your back. Might I remind you that the Gentleman was around long before you came by. It was on his Fabulous back that you chiseled out a career. He has whooped many young punks like you then, and he will do it again, here in front of all these great fans. Miz Rhi, my momma always taught me never to hit a woman, and I have followed her advise to the letter. I must warn you, if you interfere in this match in any way, the fans may not have to wait until the end of the match to see a Diva in the buff.


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Brave words from Trip---WAIT a minute... WHAT is this...

Ladies and gentlemen, we're getting a report... yes... what? Oh, this is...

... Rhiannon, the scheduled second for Dusty Wolfe, has been found unconscious in the parking lot, the BACK of her head severely lacerated, and a broken pool cue lying on the ground. She was apparently attacked from behind in what I can only characterize as a cowardly manner as she got out of her truck. She has been taken to the nearest hospital emergency room. What effect this will have on tonight's matchup remains to be seen...

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if i have to go it alone, i will. did it many nights in the past. even when i had a partner.
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rhi was coherent when she left. she knows it's tuesday.

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I am highly upset at the happenings outside. Some Dastardly coward has decided to sneak attack a lovely young lady. I have personally seen to it that the lovely nurse Great Body go to the hospital to take care of Rhi

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Three points:

1) Can a nurse second someone - CM, we need to check with the commission.

2) Is there a nurse in the house?

3) Why isn't Javier out the back helping Miz Rhi'

Hang on, I know first aid, Diva in distress. Nee-nar-nee-nar. Sea Monsters on the way. Nee-nar-nee-nar.


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quote:
Originally posted by dw:
rhi was coherent when she left. she knows it's tuesday.

A troubling comment from Dusty Wolfe. At this point there's no telling if or when Rhiannon will make it to the arena tonight.

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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
I am highly upset at the happenings outside. Some Dastardly coward has decided to sneak attack a lovely young lady. I have personally seen to it that the lovely nurse Great Body go to the hospital to take care of Rhi

The Official Manager of Gentleman Ken Timbs


AH ah, sir. There may be skulduggery afoot. Who would gain from Rhiannon's absence from the arena tonight, other than Mr. Timbs and yourself?

AH ah. What is this blue chalk mark on your tuxedo jacket, Mr. HHH?

Somebody get a guard to the hospital and keep that nurse out.

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timbs has been awful quiet. he's still asleep? can't tear him away from the buffet?
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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
I am highly upset at the happenings outside. Some Dastardly coward has decided to sneak attack a lovely young lady. I have personally seen to it that the lovely nurse Great Body go to the hospital to take care of Rhi

The Official Manager of Gentleman Ken Timbs



Yes Bob, I am on my way to care for Miz Rhi Right now and I do believe Dr. Javi is off giving mouth to mouth to some old lady who fainted in the first row.


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quote:
Originally posted by dw:
timbs has been awful quiet. he's still asleep? can't tear him away from the buffet?

I am outraged at the false unspoken accusations that are directed at myself, and the Gentleman regarding the tragedy that has befelled Young Miz Rhi. I am saddened, as I too wanted to see her stripping to her skivvies, once the Gentleman is done with his former protege


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quote:
Originally posted by Sea Monsters:
Three points:

1) Can a nurse second someone - CM, we need to check with the commission.

2) Is there a nurse in the house?

3) Why isn't Javier out the back helping Miz Rhi'

Troubling questions indeed.

Hang on, I know first aid, Diva in distress. Nee-nar-nee-nar. Sea Monsters on the way. Nee-nar-nee-nar.


Check out this young man's medical credentials.

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quote:
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timbs has been awful quiet. he's still asleep? can't tear him away from the buffet?

Mr Wolfe, you keep taking jabs at the Gentleman, you should be concerned with the ass whoopin you are going to receive, once the bell rings.


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quote:
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Yes Bob, I am on my way to care for Miz Rhi Right now and I do believe Dr. Javi is off giving mouth to mouth to some old lady who fainted in the first row.

Alright, we need to get order restored here... ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned...

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quote:
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I am outraged at the false unspoken accusations that are directed at myself, and the Gentleman regarding the tragedy that has befelled Young Miz Rhi. I am saddened, as I too wanted to see her stripping to her skivvies, once the Gentleman is done with his former protege


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I think we understand fully, Mr. HHH. I'd appreciate it if you'd get away from the table.


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This is out of control. Go to commercial.
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my spies tell me timbs left town. say it ain't so! a once great outlaw reduced to leaving in the dark of night. under a cloud of suspicion and the aroma of bar b q.
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*2:02*

Welcome back. I have just gotten the ruling from the WCMB Board of Governors:

There has been an added stipulation in response to this terrible act of cowardice.

This will be a 'seconds tag' stipulation.

In other words... Rhiannon will be replaced as Dusty Wolfe's second by... Nurse Good Body.

If Rhiannon can get to ringside anytime before the end of the match and tag Nurse Good Body, Nurse Good Body must leave Dusty's corner and Rhiannon will take over the second's duties, but Nurse Good Body MUST remain at ringside.

And...

... if Ken Timbs wins the match, BOTH Rhiannon AND Nurse Good Body must strip in the middle of the ring.

This should be VERY interesting.

Meanwhile, what led up to this confrontation is of great interest in itself. Let's run that 'Legend of the Great Snipe Hunt' VTR now, please.

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I assure you he is in the building


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*off camera*

Okay, what the hell? No Rhi, no Timbs, and no referees? I want my money now.


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in the building? check all the hotdog stands. he ain't in the dressing area.
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I'm serious, man, I think we better go collect NOW. I'm smellin' short count.
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he has his own dressing room. He is the star of the night.


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That sinks it. Who's promoting this thing? Nulty? Figgers.
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no, james may not check rhi down,i am the head ref,so i must suffer this burden,i will also have to check the nurse illegeal foreign objects too. james,please check dusty down thourghly ,as he is a notorious cheater !

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Okay, ONE ref. Listen, Ak, Rhi's not here yet, we got the 'attack in the parking lot' angle goin'. Where's James? Where's your dad?
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