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GBM2002
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I have just challenged Dusty to a Duel with the loser having to buy the drink of the winners choice. Who do you think will win and why?
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Dat depends on how y'all are fixin to duel. What are the weapons & rules & such? And if it is to be a duel to the death, I must insist that a cash bond be posted in advance.....
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Which gimmick will Dusty use in this duel? That could be of some significance, although it would be hard to imagine anyone out dueling the Triple Threat Man---"Gentleman, Mr. Class" Ken Timbs "The Fabulous Blonde."
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lay down the rules. triple threat. phsaw. i work that many gimmicks in 1 night.
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OK, before the duel is set, we will have double refereeing, with James and AK,AK,AK, (anonymously known as Joseph).
The rules are as such, No holds barred, in a cage, no time limit, lights out, in order to get out, you have to climb the greased pole on either side of the ring. Hardcore rules apply. Go to the center of the ring, pace off five paces turn and start.

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rules be fine by me. just another night in my last marriage.
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OK, Nulty will be the promoter, as he is the fine owner of this message forum. CM will be the announcer as he is full of wisdom and knowledge, Rhi is Dusty's second and will accompany him to the ring and Triple HHH will be the second to myself Ken Timbs and accompany me to the ring. The rules are set and the duel will start tomorrow.
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can't have a rasslin' event without a backstage stooge. and an arena wouldn't be complete without 1 noisy drunk that security has to eject.
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Cain't have that latter one. You got to be in the match.

Best lubricate up these here announcin' pipes.

*glug* in the Sunshine State...


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OH YEAH. The 2nd to the loser of this duel has to get in the middle of the ring and strip down to their BVD's or whatever they call their unmentionables.
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I'm Dusty's second? Well, then, I'd better get out the Texas flag and the Daisy Dukes.

Hm, where did I put that "Come Get Some" flag.... *rummage rummage*


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
I'm Dusty's second? Well, then, I'd better get out the Texas flag and the Daisy Dukes.

Hm, where did I put that "Come Get Some" flag.... *rummage rummage*


Hey thats what I was going to wear!!!!!!


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Guess I will wear a tux


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I'll be the guy with the guy in the shades and trench coat. And dark brimmed hat.

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quote:
ORGINALLY WRITTEN BY THE BAD TWIN CARA:
yeah bob...i think i will look better in the daisy dukes btw can I the official valet of Gentleman Ken Timbs...please...please



now now Cara...I know I said I was the goodlooking twin but give me a break

[This message has been edited by Half of the Dynamic Duo (edited 03-10-2002).]


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quote:
Originally posted by Half of the Dynamic Duo:
yeah bob...i think i will look better in the daisy dukes btw can I the official valet of Gentleman Ken Timbs...please...please


oh i am in trouble...this is cara but javi forgot to log out...i am in so much trouble...but ken I am the one who wants to be your valet....Javi is going to kill me

[This message has been edited by Caraandcrowbar (edited 03-10-2002).]


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Ooh ooh seems to me you're BOTH in trouble.
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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
I'm Dusty's second? Well, then, I'd better get out the Texas flag and the Daisy Dukes.

Hm, where did I put that "Come Get Some" flag.... *rummage rummage*



Well, now... looks like Javier there wants to wear the DD's...

*admires Rhi's a-rummagin' from a distance*

Keep on a-lookin', Miz Rhi. I'm sure it's in that there box down a ways.

*commences more admirin'*


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Or, when you find the flag, just wear that. The flag itself is a complement to them purty eyes.
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quote:
Originally posted by Caraandcrowbar:
oh i am in trouble...this is cara but javi forgot to log out...i am in so much trouble...but ken I am the one who wants to be your valet....Javi is going to kill me

[This message has been edited by Caraandcrowbar (edited 03-10-2002).]



CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Mr.Ringannouncer,please read the stats off the cards loud and correctly. Time to test the PA. system. James,Mr.Ref.#1,please check the ring and cage to ensure it is right.Psst.HHH.,while the ref. ain't looking,put some icy-hot in Dusty's tights.
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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
Mr.Ringannouncer,please read the stats off the cards loud and correctly. Time to test the PA. system. James,Mr.Ref.#1,please check the ring and cage to ensure it is right.Psst.HHH.,while the ref. ain't looking,put some icy-hot in Dusty's tights.

way ahead of you boss

The Official Manager of the Gentleman Ken Timbs

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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
Mr.Ringannouncer,please read the stats off the cards loud and correctly. Time to test the PA. system.

*ahem*

*click*

BWAAAAOOOONNNGG
GOOONNNGGGOOON
NNGGGG

Dang it, this here is feedin' back. Turn them dang monitors.

[This message has been edited by Crimson Mask I (edited 03-10-2002).]


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Okay.

*ahem*

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

WRESTLING CLASSICS presents...

... a special attraction LIGHTS OUT MATCH!

*all arena lights BLACK OUT*


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*collective GASP*

*full minute of blackness*

*fans begin to stir in anticipation*


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Yeah okay Ken, everything's workin' fine.

You DID say this duel was gonna start TOMORROW, right?


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Hey ref...there's a fishy smell coming from under the ring, you wanna check that out?

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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Yeah okay Ken, everything's workin' fine.

You DID say this duel was gonna start TOMORROW, right?


Yep, tomorrow, going to spend all night at the gym working out. You know, lifting weights, doing sit-ups, the stair master, the aerobics, the sauna, the pool and stand in the back of the aerobics class, yeah, I'll be ready.


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quote:
Originally posted by OneFanGang:
Or, when you find the flag, just wear that. The flag itself is a complement to them purty eyes.

OH my.

*BLUSH*

*continues rummaging for the Daisy Dukes*


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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
Yep, tomorrow, going to spend all night at the gym working out. You know, lifting weights, doing sit-ups, the stair master, the aerobics, the sauna, the pool and stand in the back of the aerobics class, yeah, I'll be ready.



If you wear cargo pants, I'm havin' James check them pockets and such for foreign objects. Now, ME, I NEVER carry foreign objects to the ring. Nope, not never.

Ah-HAAA! HERE'S them Daisy Dukes.... now to find the peasant blouse....


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quote:
Originally posted by Caraandcrowbar:
oh i am in trouble...this is cara but javi forgot to log out...i am in so much trouble...but ken I am the one who wants to be your valet....Javi is going to kill me

[This message has been edited by Caraandcrowbar (edited 03-10-2002).]



We really need a nurse at ringside Cara, you or Javi or both would be great. You, Cara can be Nurse Great Body. We might need you for like mouth to mouth or heart massage or to sew up the wounds, you know the important stuff. If Javi would like to be the Doctor he is welcome to fill the spot and join in, or being a spectator with the fans is also great. Just be sure to stay tuned for these exciting events as they unfold.


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i have never been escorted out of a rassling building for being drunk. there was a time going in was a 50/50 bet. and rhi baby, if ken pulls one of his kasem furnums and cheats me out of victory, don't worry. i'll do the gentlemanly thing and strip. instead of you having to. won't be the first time i've been naked in public.
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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:

We really need a nurse at ringside Cara, you or Javi or both would be great. You, Cara can be Nurse Great Body. We might need you for like mouth to mouth or heart massage or to sew up the wounds, you know the important stuff. If Javi would like to be the Doctor he is welcome to fill the spot and join in, or being a spectator with the fans is also great. Just be sure to stay tuned for these exciting events as they unfold.


Ken Timbs, in addition to bein' the fahn gennelman rasslin outta the red cohna, also has displayed his knack for promotions and publicity an sech. Most likely skills honed workin' Cenral Sates which gave him more to do than just teamin' with PokeChop Caish. I'm tellin' ya boss...


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:

If you wear cargo pants, I'm havin' James check them pockets and such for foreign objects. Now, ME, I NEVER carry foreign objects to the ring. Nope, not never.

Ah-HAAA! HERE'S them Daisy Dukes.... now to find the peasant blouse....


Shall we have James also check that Peasant blouse for foreign objects too? And Joseph can watch James to make sure he does nothing illegal. Maybe a spandex shirt would be better.


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I can personally attest that them objecks in that thar peasant blouse ain't atall furrin', except for havin' been growed in Texas rather than the United States of American.
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quote:
Originally posted by dw:
i have never been escorted out of a rassling building for being drunk. there was a time going in was a 50/50 bet. and rhi baby, if ken pulls one of his kasem furnums and cheats me out of victory, don't worry. i'll do the gentlemanly thing and strip. instead of you having to. won't be the first time i've been naked in public.

Well dang. Here now everbody was fixin' to buy tickets and come root for Ken to use the dreaded hannis fransom an' win what cause of Miz Rhi bein' Dusty's seckint, an' now they all know what they got to look for'ard to is seein' either Dusty nor 'Bob' all skivvified an' such or worse.

Way to kill the dang house, Dusty.

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Dadgummit...where is the caterer with the food. I'm gonna be in big trouble if these two can't eat before their match.

Foolio

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quote:
Originally posted by dw:
i have never been escorted out of a rassling building for being drunk. there was a time going in was a 50/50 bet. and rhi baby, if ken pulls one of his kasem furnums and cheats me out of victory, don't worry. i'll do the gentlemanly thing and strip. instead of you having to. won't be the first time i've been naked in public.

THE RULZ ARE THE SECOND HAS TO STRIP.


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rhi baby,
the pressure is on. i have to figure a way to throw this thing so all the paying customers get what they came for. sorry, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. then again, if i start getting the "bob" chant...you never know.

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