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GBM2002
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As it is well known now by our truthful and honest historian Triple HHH that John Wayne lost to Tito Santana in a battle over the Alamo, we in search of Truth, Justice and the American Way, do hearby declare a rematch loser leave town and winner take all stipulations. This time there will be two referees, Dusty and Ken, to insure fairness.

*please note this is for entertainment purposes only!!!!

We invite one and all to post their version of this epic event, Remember the Alamo, with John Wayne and Tito Santana.


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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
As it is well known now by our truthful and honest historian Triple HHH that John Wayne lost to Tito Santana in a battle over the Alamo, we in search of Truth, Justice and the American Way, do hearby declare a rematch loser leave town and winner take all stipulations. This time there will be two referees, Dusty and Ken, to insure fairness.

*please note this is for entertainment purposes only!!!!

We invite one and all to post their version of this epic event, Remember the Alamo, with John Wayne and Tito Santana.


Before I start recording this into the history books, is this Tito Santana before or after the "El Matador" gimmick?

the Bullfighing jacket, may restrict his movement

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Oy vey!

Okay, I'll start this off.

John Wayne shows up in buckskins and coonskin cap carrying a flag with 1824 on it.

He walks around shaking hands and telling tall tales to all that will listen.


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Hmmmm...The Duke is a definite underdog tonight, since he's been dead so long and all.....
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Yeah, but he should be able to get in a few good "stiff" shots, right?
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quote:
Originally posted by Mayatt:
Yeah, but he should be able to get in a few good "stiff" shots, right?


arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

TICK tock TICK tock...


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*whaps Matty in the head with a snipe-filled-gunny-sack*

Cut it OOOOUUUUT, boy, we're battlin' for the Alamo here!

Oh great and wondrous Bump Mastah, I have one stipulation to add to the rules, if I may.

Whosoever loses or wins, the Alamo stays where it is, and remains in control of the Daughters of the Texas Revolution. Loser can still leave town.


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Oh, and...


...as Mr. Wayne approaches the ring, he is seconded by his manager, William "Big Bill" Travis, who is known for his stylish attire and for keeping a cool head about himself even in the face of terrifying odds, and his trainer, Jim "Git Your Damn Hands Off Me!" Bowie, who is ornery because he has a bum leg and hasn't been allowed one slug of whiskey all night, but is present, ready for action, and full of "urine" and vinegar.

A spectator yells from the crowd, "Hey, Refs! You zebras! Check that Bowie-man for foreign objects!!"


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Aw, come ON!!!! Where's you guys' creative streaks???? This could be fun!!!
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his personal valet is Billy Ray Cyrus (heck, someone has to hire him) and he wipes the...well lets just say he cleans Duke's boots...


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*sigh*

Don't make me come in here and open up a can of creative whoop-ass on y'all.


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
*sigh*

Don't make me come in here and open up a can of creative whoop-ass on y'all.


Why don't you bring that can of creative whoop-ass over to my Mr. Monkey Wrench IV game in the virtual forum? Show those guys how it's done, and such....


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Well Sir Grey Ghost, you have just issued the challenge, I just might have to meander that way and check it out.
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Please do, and bring friends. The more the merrier.....
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