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GBM2002
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What percentage do you tip a cow and what service shoul a cow do to be tipped?
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quote:
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What percentage do you tip a cow and what service shoul a cow do to be tipped?

Where the service is concerned, if they want the tip, you are supposed to milk it for all it's worth.


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quote:
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Where the service is concerned, if they want the tip, you are supposed to milk it for all it's worth.

Warming up for Punball 2002, I see.


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Go ahead and try http://www.nwlink.com/~timelvis/cowtip.html
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JKeane
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I tipped that there feller on da first try! Gimme a dollar.
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Hey, Keane-ass, so did I! We'll spare givin' each other the dollars an' buy ourselves dranks, y'hear?
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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
What percentage do you tip a cow and what service shoul a cow do to be tipped?

Cows, bein' the fabulous storytellers that they are, should always be tipped for their tall tails.


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JKeane
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I'm-a-switchin to rum dranks today...yownt one?
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being the official accountant of the WCFB, I say that the 15% rule applies. So you just give it a standard 15% more grass for mediocre service, and more if the service was good.


The Official Historian/Accountant/Brain Surgeon/Triple Naught Spy/Soda Jerk/Fisherman of the WCFB Forum


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Dang. That done seemt devoid of Alzheimer's.

*hmm* from the Sunshine State...


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quote:
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I'm-a-switchin to rum dranks today...yownt one?

Sure, Ah'll rum one a them dranks down mah gullet an' see if'n it's satisfactory. Brang it on, Keane-ass.


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I will testify as to your rum.
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Rhiannon
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Dang. That done seemt devoid of Alzheimer's.

*hmm* from the Sunshine State...


Ayup, either he's a-gittin' better, or he's a-gittin' drunker, not shore which at this partickeler tahm.


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See, yore effects of yore Wisdom Stimulatin' Liquid.
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Rhiannon
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Old family recipe, that thar is. Full o' Irish audacity and Cherokee mystique.
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quote:
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Old family recipe, that thar is. Full o' Irish audacity and Cherokee mystique.

I feels qualimified ta second that mystique!


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Ah em glad yew dew, shugah. Want sommore?
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Set me up!
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Ta-Kargol, Lord Of The Volcano
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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
What percentage do you tip a cow and what service shoul a cow do to be tipped?

Remember, a cow will NEVER tip you. It will however offer you a pat.


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