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TripleHHH67
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For those of you that don't believe I am free to do what I want with the funds, I have attached a link to a copy of my contract.

http://home.attbi.com/~bobm67/oath.gif

The Official Historian/Accountant/Brain Surgeon/Triple Naught Spy/Soda Jerk/Fisherman and honorary Notorarian of the WCFB Forum

[This message has been edited by TripleHHH67 (edited 03-06-2002).]


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Why Triple HHH, yes I guarantee that is official document we signed in triplicate, I know for a fact beyond any disbelieve that is my signature. Sir Grey Ghost can verify the validity of that. So it seems that he is our official Accountant/Historian and whatnot and can freely spend the money as he deems necessary to support this here fine forum.
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I am still smelling an ENRON situation here. Having just one man in charge of the funds without anyone to answer to jsut isn't good.

Now where is the number to that Financial Investigation Firm?


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L-K
I believe I detect a small amount of distrust in your last statement. I could be mistaken but just hop the nearest plane to Hawaii and check out the beaches and find Cara, Nikki, MFD, and last but not least Triple HHH. I feel real sure that he will share his vast amount of knowledge about this aledged incident with you.

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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
L-K
I believe I detect a small amount of distrust in your last statement. I could be mistaken but just hop the nearest plane to Hawaii and check out the beaches and find Cara, Nikki, MFD, and last but not least Triple HHH. I feel real sure that he will share his vast amount of knowledge about this aledged incident with you.

And that is the problem. Him being away with the books being allowed to play and not be supervised. Again I am smelling an ENRON situation. He is going to bankrupt the forum and then where will we be?

What's the old saying, "Money is the root of all evil" ?


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The tree goes moo, oink beats moo, the grass goes snarfle and the squirrel says weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!


[This message has been edited by JKeane (edited 03-06-2002).]


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Legend-Killer from TX
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And shouldn't that document be signed by all 4 moderators? Me thinks something be rotten in the state of Denmark.
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When this here forum goes bankrupt and all the cohootin' is over which accordin' to my algebra and such might could happen before lunchtime and y'all come to Nulty and me for the bailout, know what we're gonna say?

So long from the Sunshine State!

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Show off!
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What? Merely bein' fiscally responsible an' such, plus I bet the 'under'.
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quote:
Originally posted by Legend-Killer:
I am still smelling an ENRON situation here. Having just one man in charge of the funds without anyone to answer to jsut isn't good.

Now where is the number to that Financial Investigation Firm?


As long as everyone remembers that I got dragged in here to help run the place, I'll be fine. The boys don't tell me nothin' about how the fundage is handled- I'm just the party hostess and face girl.


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We over here at the WCMB Upper Level What Allows Y'all To Live are well aware of these details.
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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
As long as everyone remembers that I got dragged in here to help run the place, I'll be fine. The boys don't tell me nothin' about how the fundage is handled- I'm just the party hostess and face girl.

But if this place goes ENRON then you will be out of a job. And the investigations will start and everyone will get drug before the Congressional hearings. Do we really want to go through all that? I mean do we really want all of our little secrets being brought up live on CNN and CSPAN?


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*STARTS SETTING UP INDUSTRIAL SIZED PAPER SHREDDER*

Just in case.


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Rhiannon
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Not in particular do I want them secrets drug out, L-K, but, heck... YOU'RE the enforcer. Git over there and "enforce"!

Seems to me that the "enforcer who don't effectively enforce" might oughtta be out of a job sooner than the "resident party hostess and face girl whut don't know nuthin' 'bout no embezzlin' and no misspendin' of funds".

Seems to me, howsomever, that Nulty and Mask will disallow our dirty laundry to be spied by the press, as our lil' ol' operation over here cannot refleck badly on the parent company, this WC megaconglomerate, the division of WCMB is under which we operate. I'm thinkin' 'Bob' and 'Ken' will be put in the stocks and flogged in pullick so's the rest a us don't hafta take the rap.

Nhaow dhen, L-K, git over thar and "enforce", afore I put these last platters of ribs up out'n your reach!

[This message has been edited by Rhiannon (edited 03-06-2002).]


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quote:
Originally posted by Legend-Killer:
But if this place goes ENRON then you will be out of a job.

Oh not necessarily.


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Oh not necessarily.


See? Always advantageous to have an "in" with someone from the parent company... the "Big Bosses", f u wheeyul.


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Not atall. Meritocracy, you see. Talent rising to the top an' such.
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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
Not in particular do I want them secrets drug out, L-K, but, heck... YOU'RE the enforcer. Git over there and "enforce"!

Seems to me that the "enforcer who don't effectively enforce" might oughtta be out of a job sooner than the "resident party hostess and face girl whut don't know nuthin' 'bout no embezzlin' and no misspendin' of funds".

Seems to me, howsomever, that Nulty and Mask will disallow our dirty laundry to be spied by the press, as our lil' ol' operation over here cannot refleck badly on the parent company, this WC megaconglomerate, the division of WCMB is under which we operate. I'm thinkin' 'Bob' and 'Ken' will be put in the stocks and flogged in pullick so's the rest a us don't hafta take the rap.

Nhaow dhen, L-K, git over thar and "enforce", afore I put these last platters of ribs up out'n your reach!

[This message has been edited by Rhiannon (edited 03-06-2002).]


That was all the permission I needed to hear. Now that I have the backing of one of the moderators I will be contacting the Financial Investigation Firm of Pythagrian, Calculas, and Theorum. We will get to the bottom of this here cypherin done by 'Bob'.

Now all I need is the funding to go and retrieve the books from 'Bob' in Hawaii. Mizz Rhi, would you be so kind as to sign the purchase order for my tickets and accomadations?


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Hmm.
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Legend-Killer from TX
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Hmm.

What? Am i not trustworthy?


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L-K, you don't NEED no purchase order, for I have just sold my ranch in West Texas and have come into a significant amount of cash flow. If you head to the nearest airport, you'll find a plane ticket to Hawaii in your name, a rental car at the Honolulu airport, a deluxe room at the Honolulu Hilton, and an expense account in the amount of $5000 waiting at the Bank of Bruddah, on Superfly Street, near the Hilton. Don't go through that money too quick-like, but wire if you need a little more... and don't forget to bring me back a grass skirt and t-shirt.
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quote:
Originally posted by Legend-Killer:
What? Am i not trustworthy?

I war born in the mornin', but not THIS mornin'.


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
L-K, you don't NEED no purchase order, for I have just sold my ranch in West Texas and have come into a significant amount of cash flow. If you head to the nearest airport, you'll find a plane ticket to Hawaii in your name, a rental car at the Honolulu airport, a deluxe room at the Honolulu Hilton, and an expense account in the amount of $5000 waiting at the Bank of Bruddah, on Superfly Street, near the Hilton. Don't go through that money too quick-like, but wire if you need a little more... and don't forget to bring me back a grass skirt and t-shirt.

Waal, iffen this don't tap into WCMB funds, as we work for sellin' tapes an' such...

... hope this here does not cause us to doubt your judgment, Miz Rhi...


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
L-K, you don't NEED no purchase order, for I have just sold my ranch in West Texas and have come into a significant amount of cash flow. If you head to the nearest airport, you'll find a plane ticket to Hawaii in your name, a rental car at the Honolulu airport, a deluxe room at the Honolulu Hilton, and an expense account in the amount of $5000 waiting at the Bank of Bruddah, on Superfly Street, near the Hilton. Don't go through that money too quick-like, but wire if you need a little more... and don't forget to bring me back a grass skirt and t-shirt.

You got it. I am off to retrieve those books and put an end to this here cypherin problem. And don't worry about the money, it's in good hands.


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Doubt, schmoubt. L-K knows that if he misuses the fundage I have so kindly granted him, I'll hunt him down like a dog and string 'im up. Got me a fire and bed, a stake, and a jar o' honey riiiiight here for that very purpose. JUST in case.
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... but if he might could JUST happen to turn heel here... and he's over thar in Hawaii with them embezzelers an' golddiggers an' such...

... dang, I'm feelin' like Steve Keirn here.


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Pshaw, he won't turn heel. I gots too many connections whut'll put a hurtin' on 'im if'n he does. And... and... no man with the mental image of seein' ME in a grass skirt and cutoff t-shirt would dare go against my wishes. And live.
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Livin' or not afterward war not the question.

*sigh*

Nobody's carny no more...


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I've pulled some strings and guaranteed our operating budget through the end of the day thanks to a generous grant from Cragmont Cola and the Tastee-Freez Corporation. They have also offered fund management courses for 'Bob' from their collections officer, Guido. I spoke with Guido earlier and here is what he had to say:

"So...you want I should teach math boy a lesson?"

I think it sounds like a plan!


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Livin' or not afterward war not the question.

*sigh*

Nobody's carny no more...



Shizzut izzuuuuuuuuup!


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dizzontsizzayizzidizzidntwizzarnyizza

[This message has been edited by Crimson Mask I (edited 03-06-2002).]


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quote:
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I've pulled some strings and guaranteed our operating budget through the end of the day thanks to a generous grant from Cragmont Cola and the Tastee-Freez Corporation. They have also offered fund management courses for 'Bob' from their collections officer, Guido. I spoke with Guido earlier and here is what he had to say:

"So...you want I should teach math boy a lesson?"

I think it sounds like a plan!


It does at that.

Just don't make the PARTICKELERS o' that plan PULLICK.

And make sure they don't tie in, in any way-shape-or-form, to the FB Forum. Or me, in partickeler.


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Mizz Rhi, I am winging my way toward Hawaii on my mission to retrieve those books. And don't worry about me doing a heel turn. This Texas gentleman keeps his word and would never turn heel on such a sweet Texas Lady.

Oh by the way, thank you for the first class ticket. But I traded it in for a business class and will return the change back to you.

Now back to working on my plan to get the books.

PLOTTING OVER THE PACIFIC


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L-K is funny Miz Rhi, as he is over the Pacific looking for Triple HHH and Triple HHH is on his way back here for the snipe hunt tonight. Those of you looking for him should be able to pick the accountant/historian out of the crowd of hunters as he has to be here to record this monumental event.
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I will be most honored to greet 'Bob' and give the Hodj or Hotch, but not the French Quarter, handshake.
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Yes any of the other handshakes outside of the friendly French Quarter hand shake will be permissable at the snipe hunt.
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That is excellent as I have been practicin' my Hotch or Hodj handshake. Excuse me as I must go to the hardware and buy some new pliers.
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Guido has arrived and is in our suite as we speak. He is ready for his educational sessions with 'Bob'. Just a few minutes ago he said:

"You want I should get ready to take math boy ta school?"

Guido seems quite excited about his new educational role within our little dysfunctional group!


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Oh, look. A bowl of walnuts.

*picks up eight and places one between each finger*

*clench*

*crackcrackcrackcrackcrackcrackcrackcrack*

*chomp*


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