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Legend-Killer from TX
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Alright the time has come for this here wingding to get started!

The "entertainment" is arriving, food is on the buffet, and the drinks are on me!

So let's have some fun and get this COHOOTIN started!


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YES LET THE PARTY BEGIN, THE WATER IN THE POOL IS PERFECT!

The tree goes moo, oink is better than moo, the grass goes snarfle and the squirrel says weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Barbeque... check.

Beer and other adult beverages... check.

Pool water... check.

Entertainment... check.

'Bob' not here... check.

IT'S COHOOTIN' TIME!

WHOOOOOOO from the Sunshine State!


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Plenty o'koolaid and hershey kisses too


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Wrong party, 'Bob'.
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Howsoever, we thank you for the wonderful comestibles and such you have provided. Our Wisdom has done led us to deduce that them 'Hershey Kisses' was in fact Ex-Lax, and we have fed it to the mule who war constipated, with good results, which we have done funneled into sun-tan oil bottles and made a dang good deal and sold to some place in Hawaii.

He howsomever would not drank the Kool-Aid an' in fact he done whizzed in 'er, so we have done poured it into wine bottles and made a dang good deal and sold 'em to that same place in Hawaii. Your package deal, you see.

Thanky'verymuch an' enjoy your sun-tan oil rubbin' an' wine drankan' an' such over thar in... Hawaii, warn't it?

Ooh ooh, I hear me some Stevie Ray Vaughan over here.


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If we were stayin in one of them hotels that are frequented by most here in Hawaii. I am smellin Cara now, and trust me, she doesn't smell like I rubbed any by product of Mules and Ex-Lax. And the wine thing would be great, cept that is Cherry Koolaid I sent with the whiz in it, and we are drinking white wine and champagne.

Jealousy and Envy are evil twins!!

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Power a suggestion is a powerful thang, 'Bob'. Keep on' suggestin your ownselves over thar and rubbin' an' drankan' an' gold-diggin' an' such. Done sold that thar stuff to such a fancy hotel, off the tourist path I understand, that it has done fundaged this here party. Maha'alo.

[This message has been edited by Crimson Mask I (edited 03-05-2002).]


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You still have no idea where we are in Hawaii

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HOWDY!!!! Let's get this thang rollin'!!!

The tree goes moo, oink beats moo, the grass goes snarfle and the squirrel says weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
You still have no idea where we are in Hawaii

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Ooh ooh. Weakness an' desperation an' such. Aloha.


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quote:
Originally posted by JKeane:
HOWDY!!!! Let's get this thang rollin'!!!

LAISSEZ LES BON TEMPS ROULEZ!


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JKeane
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Where's the BBQ! I want some pig!

The tree goes moo, oink beats moo, the grass goes snarfle and the squirrel says weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


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I have done considerately left some of Miz Rhi's black-pepper ribs for y'all, as she has done considerately provided...

*burp*

... scuse me, enough.

Course me an' Ken will be hongry ag'in directly...


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Ooh ooh. Weakness an' desperation an' such. Aloha.



Weakness and desperation? And beating me up in HAwaii when you are in Florida is what?

Aloha from the islands, of which you don't know which one we are at.


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Barbeque... check.

Beer and other adult beverages... check.

Pool water... check.

Entertainment... check.

'Bob' not here... check.


Texas Diva... check.

*Rhiannon enters, bringing large bowls of tortilla chips, pico de gallo, and chile con queso*

Dig in, boys, and someone be good enough to pass me a frozen margarita!


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NOW the party is ON! Here ya go, babe...
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Well now...seems as though there's an air of genuine hospitality in the room. Let's check into these here ribs, get them dranks flowin', and let's get ahold of summa dem ceegars over yonder!!!

The tree goes moo, oink beats moo, the grass goes snarfle and the squirrel says weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


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Gotsta finish dis here gig thangy...let's pick dis up in da near future!


The tree goes moo, oink beats moo, the grass goes snarfle and the squirrel says weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


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All righty, I'm on my third margarita, and these here chips and queso have been refilled. C'mon, boys, what's keepin' y'all?
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I's here! Les get that bourbon goin'!
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Whee-ha, coonass neighbor! Bring on the boudain, and pass the Southern Comfort!
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
[B]

Thanky'verymuch an' enjoy your sun-tan oil rubbin' an' wine drankan' an' such over thar in... Hawaii, warn't it?[B]


I think you are a little jealous this diva is giving her papi chulo, Bob so much attention


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Rhi, methinks we done lost Cara to dem wolves. Guido is ready to "meet' 'Bob' at a moments notice!
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quote:
Originally posted by JKeane:
Rhi, methinks we done lost Cara to dem wolves. Guido is ready to "meet' 'Bob' at a moments notice!

Oh Jkeane....bob and I are just having some fun...we wouldn't hurt anybody


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quote:
Originally posted by Caraandcrowbar:
papi chulo, Bob

'Daddy Pork Chop Bob'

Mm hm.


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Wel, let's never mind all that thar. We got this here party, and then the snipe hunt which the GBM has decreed y'all are returnin' to be participatin' in, for which I will be judge and jurist and instructor and executioner and such, and then more of this here party, for them as survive.

I must maintain the proper mental state for this important task.

Dang, Rhi, HOW many drinks are you ahead a me?

[This message has been edited by Crimson Mask I (edited 03-06-2002).]


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Who sprang for the little umbrellas in the drinks?


The tree goes moo, oink beats moo, the grass goes snarfle and the squirrel says weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!


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I'm trying to book some entertainment to play this thing...but so far all I can get is Christopher Cross...
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
'Daddy Pork Chop Bob'


daddy Pork Chop....i think you have been using foolio's translator Crimson


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quote:
Originally posted by wild bill:
I'm trying to book some entertainment to play this thing...but so far all I can get is Christopher Cross...

The effort is appreciated!


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Dang, Rhi, HOW many drinks are you ahead a me?

...hm, Ah seems t'have los' count, shugah.

Ah 'member havin' three... or six... or somethin', frozen margaritas, but when we brung out the Southern Comfort, Ah switch't t'thet, an' Ah've plum fergot how much o'that Ah've drunk. JKeane was s'posed t'be watchin' my alcohol intake, so Lord only knows at this pint how minny dranks Ah done quashed.


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
...hm, Ah seems t'have los' count, shugah.

Ah 'member havin' three... or six... or somethin', frozen margaritas, but when we brung out the Southern Comfort, Ah switch't t'thet, an' Ah've plum fergot how much o'that Ah've drunk. JKeane was s'posed t'be watchin' my alcohol intake, so Lord only knows at this pint how minny dranks Ah done quashed.


I WUZ watchin' yo hackeyhall intake. You wuz doin' real good!


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quote:
Originally posted by wild bill:
I'm trying to book some entertainment to play this thing...but so far all I can get is Christopher Cross...

Hell wid dat, we got Stevie Ray Vaughan records.


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quote:
Originally posted by Caraandcrowbar:
daddy Pork Chop....i think you have been using foolio's translator Crimson


Oh no. The dread brain-ravagin' Alzheimer's has been caught by Cara from 'Bob'. She has lost her Spanish.


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
...hm, Ah seems t'have los' count, shugah.

Ah 'member havin' three... or six... or somethin', frozen margaritas, but when we brung out the Southern Comfort, Ah switch't t'thet, an' Ah've plum fergot how much o'that Ah've drunk. JKeane was s'posed t'be watchin' my alcohol intake, so Lord only knows at this pint how minny dranks Ah done quashed.


*glug*

Well, well, well, listen to that. 'Little Sister'. Time to Dirty Boogie, Miz Rhi.


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Dirty Boogie ain't got nothin' on me, baybuh. Come shake a tail feather with me!
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Let's show 'em how.

Dancin' and cohootin', closely resemblin' knobhoppin' an' debauchin', commence.


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Let's show 'em how.

Dancin' and cohootin', closely resemblin' knobhoppin' an' debauchin', commence.


mmmm hmmmm...showliz...


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Dem snipe huntin' types oughta be-a-gettin' in about now...
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