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TripleHHH67
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I have secret triple naught tools that I will free myself, now just behave mr LK, pay your dues, don't be a deadbeat. And let me get on my way to the Dollar Store to get the supplies. When I get back you can try to contain me and I will easily escape. James Bond was only a Double naught spy and noone ever could contain him. So it would be kinda foolish to even try to contain a special trained Triple naught spy.


Off to the store. Put your toys away so as noone can trip over them and hurt theyselves


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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
I have secret triple naught tools that I will free myself, now just behave mr LK, pay your dues, don't be a deadbeat. And let me get on my way to the Dollar Store to get the supplies. When I get back you can try to contain me and I will easily escape. James Bond was only a Double naught spy and noone ever could contain him. So it would be kinda foolish to even try to contain a special trained Triple naught spy.


Off to the store. Put your toys away so as noone can trip over them and hurt theyselves


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Triple naught spy my foot.

*TRIPS 'BOB' AND DRAGS HIM BACK TO THE BAR*

You may have special tools but you ain't nothing compared to a mad Texas cowboy. Now you sit on that stool and behave yourself before I go and get my brandin iron. And start coughing up those account numbers Mr. Accountant.


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tsk tsk, sad.


I will play once I get back from the store. And if I don't see your dues when I get back. I will refer you to the collection agency. And Don't think you will get any Koolaid there bucko


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IS THERE ANY BEER MONEY LEFT?
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quote:
Originally posted by Legend-Killer:
Don't worry as soon as 'Bob' ponies up the payments I'll be providing the "dancin girls" and at least two "dancin guys" just for Rhi's enjoyment and pleasure.

Aw, L-K, that's awfully sweet o' ya, but how d'you know it was TWO "dancin' guys" I war a-wantin'?

But I *shall* take that thar hunnerd. Might make things interestin'.

*snatches the Franklin from 'Bob'*

*dances over to CM and whispers in his ear*



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quote:
Originally posted by dw:
IS THERE ANY BEER MONEY LEFT?

No Mr Wolfe, but if you check in the special refrigerated Closet in your office at WCFB, you will find a week's supply of Ice cold beer, and 2 cases of Jack Daniels in the special compartment behind the picture of yourself on the wall.

I would advise you drink it in moderation, seein as to how we haven't collected dues from certain members...


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quote:
Originally posted by dw:
IS THERE ANY BEER MONEY LEFT?

Dusty, darlin', with the Queen Diva around, there's ALWAYS beer money left. Barkeep, set up my good neighbor and lunch date Dusty with a keg o' his frosty beverage of choice, over thar!

*continues whispering in CM's ear over hyar*


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quote:
Originally posted by Legend-Killer:

Mizz Rhi, would you mind helping me keep an eye on this scoundrel?

What's he gonna do? Dance for me?

Nice work, there, L-K. You know we Texas gals always have a lil' soft spot in our hearts for cowboys, whether we admit it or not.


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i feel better now.
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Mizz Rhi, Fiji Tickets are in the mail. I have Arranged for Snuka to be your personal tour guide (he works cheap). I will find a way to write these off. Understand that we need to collect dues from these deadbeats. Them buyin you drinks and all is great but it doesn't buy lavish gifts.


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
Dusty, darlin', with the Queen Diva around, there's ALWAYS beer money left. Barkeep, set up my good neighbor and lunch date Dusty with a keg o' his frosty beverage of choice, over thar!

*continues whispering in CM's ear over hyar*


*listens*

*shakes head negative-like*

Naw, that's some FINE ideatin', Miz Rhi, but this here ain't NEAR enough money.

*goes over to 'Bob', picks him up, turns him upside down, and bounces him on his head till all manner of legal tender falls outta his clothes and such annen drops him*

*takes 'Bob's shoes off, holdin' breath, and finds another couple hunnerds*

AlRIGHT Miz Rhi! NOW we talkin'!

*CM & Miz Rhi exit*

*several hours pass*

*they return*

*she seems to have remnants of hot fudge in her hair, but nevermind acause*

*she is wearin some kinda DOMINATRIX outfit*

*and CM hands her an ominous-lookin' LARGE RED LEATHER BAG just aCLANKIN' with implements*

*meanwhile secret agent dumbass has managed to free hisself from zackly NOTHIN*

Hi, 'Bob'.


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*whip cracks*

Yes, hi, 'Bob'.

*EEEVIL grin*


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Mr Wolfe, is this the way to treat an underpaid, overworked employee? I escaped long ago, I went ou tcahootin and came back to make it look like I couldn't escape.


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Sounds like the party is gettin' started!
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'Bob', you are Alzheimered and delusional. You could not excape from an unlocked room if you had a chainsaw.
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
'Bob', you are Alzheimered and delusional. You could not excape from an unlocked room if you had a chainsaw.

you don't know that


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Do too.
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Do too.


do not


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Wisdom, you see.
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'Sides, that 67" waist will not allow you to perform the physical feats necessary for excapifyin' an' such.
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Hm, on THAT note, is my lasso big enough for 'Bob'?

*rummages through bag of implements*


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CM for the upmteenth time, thats a 31 7/16" waist. As in only slightly over 2" larger then Yours and Ken's individual waists. Obvious to see you were absent from school on cypherin day


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See how this dreaded brain-ravagin' Alzheimer's is ravagin' 'Bob's' 'brain' in this here dread-inducin' manner? One wonders what other personal measurements of his person he is this addled about, let alone cypherin' algebra and such.
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moo...
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quote:
Originally posted by JKeane:
moo...

OH no, it is contagious.


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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
OH no, it is contagious.


I wuz mooin' when Elsie wuzza calf!


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quote:
Originally posted by JKeane:
I wuz mooin' when Elsie wuzza calf!

Yes, you too have caught the dreaded Alzhiemers thingy.

[This message has been edited by GBM2002 (edited 03-04-2002).]


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So anyway, I had my 4,000th post today, but 'Bob' ran away with the party funds before we got cranked up. It's a shame too...that Memphis BBQ was soundin' REAL good! Oink beats moo.
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Try again on your 5000th post, and maybe our resident Accountant/Historian will have straightened out the history of our books and provide the feast of 7 pigs or is that the dance of 7 many large veils danced by our Diva Rhi.

The tree goes moo, while the grass goes snarfle.


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I didn't run away. I went to the local 7-11 for the Koolaid and Chocolates. I took a wrong turn at Albequerque, and ended up in Hawaii. I now have to wait for a week while all the paperwork to get me back gets straightened out here. Good thing I brought the WCFB checkbook with me.


Aloha from The Official Historian/Accountant of the WCFB Form


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*click*

*type*

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*scroll*

*click type click type click*

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Too bad there's no money in the account.

ANY MORE.

L-K, brang the dancin' girls and such. PAAARTY!


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
[BToo bad there's no money in the account.

ANY MORE.

L-K, brang the dancin' girls and such. PAAARTY![/B]



You plannin' on spendin' any o' that there fundage on me, darlin'?


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Thats because I brought all the cash with me. I never trust the bank. Especially with computers around. The reason I left the $5 in the account was so I could write a check for the koolaid and chocolates.

but if you can get a dancin wimmen there for $5, have fun!!

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See this Alzheimer's at work. Two seconds ago he was gonna write a check for plane tickets. You see this here?

Well, 'Bob', you musta zigged what you shoulda zagged, acause funds have been transferred. They'll be a lookin' for you soon. But look at the bright side. With this job of actual work you will have to get... they always need pineapple pickers over thar... perhap you can lose some of that 67" waist.

And till then, I hear the brahs who do the plantation work are right fond of fat, baldin' haole boys, f u get my drift so you ain't apt to git lonely.

Maha'alo.


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:

You plannin' on spendin' any o' that there fundage on me, darlin'?

Why shore. How big an emerald you like?


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Why shore. How big an emerald you like?


Woo woo! They got blue topaz, or ruby, at that jewelry store?


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
Hm, on THAT note, is my lasso big enough for 'Bob'?

*rummages through bag of implements*


And did Rhi have said bag of implements while rondevueing with Dusty.

The tree goes moo, the grass goes snarfle and the squirrel says weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


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I say we party anyway!

The tree goes moo, oink beats moo, the grass goes snarfle and the squirrel says weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


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Okay it seems that our esteemed accountant never coughed up the account numbers to fund JKeane's 4,000th post party.

So, being the Texas Gentleman that I am, I will be hosting the party tonight at the Ack-Bar starting at 8 pm central time tonight. JKeane is the guest of honor and I have made arrangements with the "dancin girls" and "dancin guys" for the evening. All "entertainment" and drinks are on me. So let's have a great party and a fun time tonight.

And don't worry Mizz Rhi, I have made special arrangements for you to have two "dancin guys" all to yourself.


PARTYIN IN THE LONE STAR STATE


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I'll be late (gotta gig), but I'll check-in ASAP. You da man L-K!!!

The tree goes moo, oink beats moo, the grass goes snarfle and the squirrel says weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


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