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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Waal, true, but they seem a passel worse lately.

Don't blame me if they aren't taking their meds. I am not their nurse (thank ***).


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Might could be takin' too MANY of 'em.
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Might could be takin' too MANY of 'em.

I hadn't thought about that. Maybe we need to contact their attending medical professional and see if they are fit to be performing their duties. I mean Bob's math is getting WAY too FUZZY.


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Dang right. He has yet to cypher up how many asses on a cat.
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
See, L-K has made a miraculous total recovery from that Alzheimer's he was totin'. Too bad 'Bob' and MFD caught it off him first.

Somebody call me?
I was sittin in this here corner mindin my own bidness when I hurd my name.
Anyway I am not feelin like bein brutally punished at the hands of CM today so I am now returning to the corner and in the words of the immortal George Steele............."how now brown cow"?
MFD


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Dang right. He has yet to cypher up how many asses on a cat.

Yep. And then there are those books that he won't let anyone take a look at.

Hmmmmm, maybe we also need to check into that assistant of his Guido. I mean he does look a little too "organized" to be legit.


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Dang right. He has yet to cypher up how many asses on a cat.

lets see, my cypherin tells me a cat has one ass, consisting of 2 cheeks. Now this threw me for a loop considerin a cat also has two cheeks on its face, wherein it takes more then just a pair of cheeks to make an ass. If we were talking about a blue ass baboon, I would only have to count the blue cheeks to cypher how many asses then have.

but the answer I deduced to the cat question is ONE.

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quote:
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How are the books lookin' at this point?

This is STILL the basic question at hand!


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Waal, he has accidentally hit the right answer through the back door backwards, but there is still this question Keane has raised.

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Who appointed him anyway...TIMBS???
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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
lets see, my cypherin tells me a cat has one ass, consisting of 2 cheeks. Now this threw me for a loop considerin a cat also has two cheeks on its face, wherein it takes more then just a pair of cheeks to make an ass. If we were talking about a blue ass baboon, I would only have to count the blue cheeks to cypher how many asses then have.

but the answer I deduced to the cat question is ONE.

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[This message has been edited by TripleHHH67 (edited 03-04-2002).]


Mask, we definitley have to check with that attending medical pofessional. Now he keeps referring to an obsession with blue assed baboons. This is getting disturbing.


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L-K in his total remission of Alzheimer's and new-found Wisdom has raised up a point here which is itself replete with Wisdom.

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quote:
Originally posted by JKeane:
Who appointed him anyway...TIMBS???

Dang right as he is the mathematical wiz, just look at that cat answer. Who else besides a true genuis, would deduce such an answer.
And as for the historian part, only Triple HHH has understood the ramifications of the Alamo thing and he has the proper books.
We best watch out, next thing is he will be the new stud on the block as I can see the no fat wimmen chasing him across the beach. Wait for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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If that happens it will just prove the CIA put some blindness-in-wimmen-inducin' chemical in the water supply, along with that Angel Dust which has caused all this.
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
If that happens it will just prove the CIA put some blindness-in-wimmen-inducin' chemical in the water supply, along with that Angel Dust which has caused all this.

INDEED!

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Have we had any contact from the attending medical professional for "Bob" concerning his mental fitness to handling the books here at WCMB?
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I'm a doctor too

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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
I'm a doctor too

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Okay now I am really getting worried. Not only has the Alzheimers set in but you appear to have Schitzophrenia.

To the Medical Professionals, please place Mr. "Bob" under heavy security and do not allow him any sharp objects. And if he has any cypherin books labeled WCMB I will take those and place them in the right hands.

CONCERNED IN THE LONE STAR STATE


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Alrighty Triple HHH, does that mean we are to increase your salary?

You know I think Dusty is our resident OB,GYN.


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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
Alrighty Triple HHH, does that mean we are to increase your salary?

You know I think Dusty is our resident OB,GYN.


I will work at a loss until the board gets bigger. I am a team player and wear many hats for the board proudly. I am especially proud of the hat I wear with big moose antlers that says "Duh!" across the front. I am also thinking of charging medical scrubs and a cape to the board account. These are necessities in my multiple professions!!!!

Just need a signoff from Mr. Timbs. (notice the Rolex is part of the image as I will need that too.)


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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
You know I think Dusty is our resident OB,GYN.

My my my. A gentleman of many talents, and cowboy cologne, that Dusty.


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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
Don't worry about Rhi, remember wimmen do fuzzy math (blah blah blah)...We can contact our resident attorney on these matters.


Yes, you had best jest do that, consult your lawyer-man, with all that insultin'-Rhi-by-default you're a-doin'. Looks like I'm gonna hafta bust up some heads around here, startin' with that BumpMastah feller.

"Fuzzy math", nuthin'. Only Fuzzy thing *I* do is a Navel.

*sip sip sip slurp*


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quote:
Originally posted by Legend-Killer:
Okay now I am really getting worried. Not only has the Alzheimers set in but you appear to have Schitzophrenia.

To the Medical Professionals, please place Mr. "Bob" under heavy security and do not allow him any sharp objects. And if he has any cypherin books labeled WCMB I will take those and place them in the right hands.

CONCERNED IN THE LONE STAR STATE


Dang right, L-K. This here sudden Wisdom of your'n is almost alarming its ownself. 'Bob' seems to thank he's Sally Field here.


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Dang right, L-K. This here sudden Wisdom of your'n is almost alarming its ownself. 'Bob' seems to thank he's Sally Field here.

I was thinking more along the lines of Cybil.


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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
You know I think Dusty is our resident OB,GYN.

No no Ken. We must call Kevin. I have the pictures which prove his expertise in your groinocological female matters and such.


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quote:
Originally posted by Legend-Killer:
I was thinking more along the lines of Cybil.

Sybil also.


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Sybil also.

Yep. Maybe we need to go and retrieve those cypherin books from 'Bob'.


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
[b]Don't worry about Rhi, remember wimmen do fuzzy math (blah blah blah)...We can contact our resident attorney on these matters.
]


Yes, you had best jest do that, consult your lawyer-man, with all that insultin'-Rhi-by-default you're a-doin'. Looks like I'm gonna hafta bust up some heads around here, startin' with that BumpMastah feller.

See, now you have went ahead, Ken, and did it.

"Fuzzy math", nuthin'. Only Fuzzy thing *I* do is a Navel.

*sip sip sip slurp*


Even though I am suspicionin' that is some sort of them dranks whar stuff is mixed together other than Jack and coke, I must confess to findin' that thar REAL interestin'.


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Don't know that 'Bob' is usin' any cypherin'-type books. Could be he don't know diddly about usin' a protractor or an abacus and is jest countin' on his hands and fingers and toes.
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Even though I am suspicionin' that is some sort of them dranks whar stuff is mixed together other than Jack and coke, I must confess to findin' that thar REAL interestin'.


DO you now?

You mean to tell me you've never drunk a Fuzzy Navel?


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quote:
Originally posted by Legend-Killer:
Yep. Maybe we need to go and retrieve those cypherin books from 'Bob'.

Indeed, even if we need to pull a strang hangin' outta his tights to do so.


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Indeed, even if we need to pull a strang hangin' outta his tights to do so.

And if need be, I can run his cypherin through my Quicken Money programs and try and sort out what he has been doing. And where the funds are going.


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
Could be he don't know diddly about usin' a protractor

That thar is your safe bet.

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quote:
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DO you now?

You mean to tell me you've never drunk a Fuzzy Navel?


Um, depends on whether my suspicionin' war right.


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quote:
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And if need be, I can run his cypherin through my Quicken Money programs and try and sort out what he has been doing. And where the funds are going.

Yes, you run the cypherin' through whatever you have just done said there, and I will run 'Bob' through the mat by his face, and we will go ahead and git to the bottom of this here.


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Yes, you run the cypherin' through whatever you have just done said there, and I will run 'Bob' through the mat by his face, and we will go ahead and git to the bottom of this here.

Okay. Just get me the books and we will know what he has been up to.


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Um, depends on whether my suspicionin' war right.


Waall then. Yew must enlighten us on the defining on your suspicionin'.


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quote:
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Waall then. Yew must enlighten us on the defining on your suspicionin'.

Waal, as I have said to those who war listenin', I suspicion that a Fuzzy Navel might could be the name of a drank such as might come with little umbrellas and such, in which case I have obviously not never drunk none.

On your other hand, if it ain't the name of a drank but is just what it sounds like in plain American such as we speak outside of Texas in the US of American...

... waal, then, you oughtta know.


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Know which? Whut the meanin' of it would be, such as it sounds in United States of American English, or whether you drunk none?
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Both of the above. Y'all in Texas do comprendo the American words 'fuzzy' an' 'navel', I do believe.
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