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wild bill From CA
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quote:
Originally posted by kargol:

(PS RIP Dale - you will run faster on racetracks in heaven - Tazio Nuvolari's epitaph)

This is so well played...


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"when we get home, remind me to kick your mother square in the a**" my father after every one of our fishing trips.
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quote:
Originally posted by dw:
"when we get home, remind me to kick your mother square in the a**" my father after every one of our fishing trips.

Damn Dusty, mine too and I know we didn't have the same dad.


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Well, if you haven't had DNA tests run... HOW do you know?!!?
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don't get him started on that tangent. we'll be here til 2010.
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Aw hell, and I bet the 'under'.
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"juanita! come here and look at this. you ain't gonna believe it" - ken timbs (at least 9 times)
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and 1 before ken gets to the computer "it don't look like much, but it'll do a lot of damage" - dusty wolfe with 1 of his best pickup lines.
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Didn't know you had a pickup......
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"where's the bigun's" - ?
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quote:
Originally posted by dw:
"where's the bigun's" - ?

"I got the biguns, don't need the pick-up truck, and I claim all of mine!"

Ken Timbs


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quote:
Originally posted by james beard:
Didn't know you had a pickup......


Yes, James Dusty had a pick-up that is how he hauls them wimmen all around.


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At times can only fit one at a time from what I seen in pitchers an' such.
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Well, if you haven't had DNA tests run... HOW do you know?!!?

Well see, there is this little thing about the gap between the front teeth and although I don't have it and my children don't have it, I have found numerous ones who seem to have this affliction. Such as Mike Tyson, Entique Iglesias to name a couple.


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Waal them two favor each other greatly as is obvious to all what can see.
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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
Well see, there is this little thing about the gap between the front teeth and although I don't have it and my children don't have it, I have found numerous ones who seem to have this affliction. Such as Mike Tyson, Entique Iglesias to name a couple.


David Letterman, Alfred E Newman (Mad Magazine Character) to name a couple more


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I understand, Ken....But, Dusty's gonna have to fight a couple guys he and I both know to get them real quality big'uns.....And, a normal sized pick-um-up ain't gonna be near big'nuff to do the job.....Like CM said, one of them thar real big'uns'll fill up thangs real quick....I can just see them bedsheets flappin' now......
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quote:
"The trouble today is that when psychiatry discovers those rare and useful people who love being treated cruelly, we try to cure them, instead of breeding more of them. What this country needs is a good five-cent masochist." -- Al Capp

...And I think we've been "lucky" enough to have a few of these types around here, y'know that?


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Sure have. Shuddup, ya punk.
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But SPEAKIN' a which...

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Masochist goes up to a sadist and says 'Hit me.' Sadist says 'No!'---Henny Youngman

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If you're a masochist, isn't it hell to go to heaven and heaven to go to hell?
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Yeah but Henny has done said it funnier.

[This message has been edited by Crimson Mask I (edited 03-08-2002).]


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"Bite my shiny metal ass"
Bender B. Rodriguez

"Kill them all and god will sort them out"
The original version of kill them all and let god sort them out, quoted in 1463(?) by a french army captain.

"Only god can judge osama bin laden. It's our job to make that meeting happen"
Special Forces.

[This message has been edited by ak74auto (edited 03-09-2002).]


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
At times can only fit one at a time from what I seen in pitchers an' such.

DOH!


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"You can get by on charm for the first fifteen minutes,after that ,you had better know something"
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"Where's the beer?"
DW

"There's no mixup that my ak can't fixup.
ak74auto


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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.

Jack Handey

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I hope that after I die,people will say of me,"That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

J. Handey


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"there are two times a man doesn't understand a woman. before marriage and after marriage." i should have listened to my grandfather.
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quote:
Originally posted by Tcountyredneck:
I hope that after I die,people will say of me,"That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

Weird. After I die, I actually hope people will wonder which tropical island I'm on, and how long it'll be before they start hearing about "Mayatt sightings".


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"Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and I'll give you something to cry about you little sonova*****"

Jeff Goldblum in that bastion of boxing pics "The Great White Hype"


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a married man should forget all his mistakes. there is no reason for two people to remember the same things.
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