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quote:
Originally posted by TheRagingTazmanian:
I have one.

Where do I find the volume/mute button?

This would be a great help to my sanity.


Alas for your sanity, wimmen do not come equipped with a volume/mute button. There are, however, techniques which affect the nature of their utterances, which I will be only too happy to share the wisdom of, upon receipt of your credit-card number and expiration date.

Next question.

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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
See? Droppin' off like that? Sure symptom of Alzheimer's. Why don't you have a nice Mr. Nappy, and I'll have the nice nurse come change those Depends while you're sleepin', and meanwhile I will entertain wimmen questions.

Mr. Nappy any relation to Mr Searchy?

from The Official accountant of the Fabulous Blonde Forum on WC!!!

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'Bob', stick to the algebra and such, please. You get all irrelevant when you embark upon geneology and such.
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Now, any more wimmen questions? Step right up, gotch 'r Wisdom, right here.
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Now, any more wimmen questions? Step right up, gotch 'r Wisdom, right here.


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? A wimmens woodchuck of course.


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This would depend on the durability of the wood, f u get my drift.

Next question.


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CM,

Knowing how much wisdom you have amassed in these short almost 29 years like myself, I have come upon a philisophical question that I believe you could properly answer.

If a virgin has relationships with a rubber doll are they still considered a virgin?


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This would depend. The rubber doll would still be considered a virgin if it has not itself had a relationship with another rubber doll or something else of similar size such as Rey Misterio Jr. Thanky'verymuch.

Next question?


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OHH. You meant the VIRGIN, not the rubber doll.

Okay.

Well, that would depend on whether it is a male or female virgin, and whether you mean in the medical or philosophical sense.

There. Next question?


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Alright. See, one must ask specific questions. Now. As a male virgin having a relationship with a currently-so-called R&B singer would longer be considered a virgin, a male virgin having a relationship with one of THESE rubber dolls would no longer be considered a virgin either, as the experience would be in all respects equivalent.

Thank you, Weezie, for asking a question so full of Wisdom.

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quote:
I save the upper 99% for serious competition like Miz Rhi.

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Originally posted by Legend-Killer:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


Oh. I'm sorry Mask. Were you saying something? I dozed off for a second. Your little speeches seem to be a great cure for my insomnia.



Ex-cuuuuse you? Are you saying I'm not "serious competition"???

Please explain, oh dear Legend-Killer. The Diva-who-is-well-versed-in-Bar-Fu awaits. Answer carefully, as you need to demonstrate whether these wisdom lessons from CM have fallen on deaf ears.


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Okay, now what if two dolls have sex with each other?


"Mai"


"Charlie"

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Then this would be in all respects equivalent to two models or soap-opera 'actors' having sex, and, as no sentient beings would be involved, does not fall within the purview, f u wheeyul, of this discussion.

Thanky'verymuch. Next?

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CM,as usual your wisdom astounds and confounds those of us upon which it falls. But,if a real human type were to shall we say interact with, and commit debouchery,and otherwise hobbnob with said such doll,and prior to such hobbnobery was a virgin,would the human still be, of course in your wisdom and eyes a virgin?
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and would said doll still be considered a virgin.


Again I bring up the question of a legality. Is it legal to have more then one of these dolls? Would that cosist of a harem, and if so,would it fall into the bylaws against harems?


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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
CM,as usual your wisdom astounds and confounds those of us upon which it falls. But,if a real human type were to shall we say interact with, and commit debouchery,and otherwise hobbnob with said such doll,and prior to such hobbnobery was a virgin,would the human still be, of course in your wisdom and eyes a virgin?

Hmm.

The Grand Bump Mastah has axed a specific question full of wisdom.

Nhaow dhen. If your real human virgin type were to debauch and knobhop, as you said, with a model or soap-opera 'actor', well then, as the partner would be non-sentient, then the condition of virginity would not in my opinion be terminated, no.

Since the experience of debauching and knobhopping these here dolls would be equivalent in all respects, then again, no, the condition of virginity would not be in this case terminated neither.

Thanky'verymuch.

Next?

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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
and would said doll still be considered a virgin.


Again I bring up the question of a legality. Is it legal to have more then one of these dolls? Would that cosist of a harem, and if so,would it fall into the bylaws against harems?


*sigh*

Young 'Bob' has asked questions, as always, full of irrelevance, which are not wimmen questions, and are on the wrong thread. Get with the program, 'Bob'.

Next.

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ok Wimmens dolls!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't care about the mens dolls!!!
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Here's a wimmen question. Why is it that I can never seem to get the ones I want, but I can't get rid of the ones I don't want anymore?
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quote:
Originally posted by GreyGhost:
Here's a wimmen question. Why is it that I can never seem to get the ones I want, but I can't get rid of the ones I don't want anymore?

love dolls?


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Okay, but if a dog had sex with a doll, and someone like, oh I dunno ... Mayatt ... drew a picture of it and posted it on the internet, would we legally be allowed to drop him on his head?

This goes out to both/either CM and/or Ghost.


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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
ok Wimmens dolls!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't care about the mens dolls!!!

'Bob', you are again irrelelvant and full of irrelevance. I know nothin' about these here dolls, them not bein' what this thread was started by the Grand Bump Mastah in order to make use of my Wisdom in.

*sigh*

Do the books, do the books...


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quote:
Originally posted by Shaving Weezie Jefferson:
Okay, but if a dog had sex with a doll, and someone like, oh I dunno ... Mayatt ... drew a picture of it and posted it on the internet, would we legally be allowed to drop him on his head?

This goes out to both/either CM and/or Ghost.


No.

We would be legally REQUIRED to drop him on his head.

Thanky'verymuch.


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
'Bob', you are again irrelelvant and full of irrelevance. I know nothin' about these here dolls, them not bein' what this thread was started by the Grand Bump Mastah in order to make use of my Wisdom in.

*sigh*

Do the books, do the books...


so your wisdom of wimmens is limited to non doll wimmens? That's specializing.


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
No.

We would be legally REQUIRED to drop him on his head.

Thanky'verymuch.


Well, true, but only after shaving his head and making him watch a show booked by Wally...


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quote:
Originally posted by Shaving Weezie Jefferson:
Okay, but if a dog had sex with a doll, and someone like, oh I dunno ... Mayatt ... drew a picture of it and posted it on the internet, would we legally be allowed to drop him on his head?

My God, what do you people think of me? Posting it on the internet? You think I'm *insane*?!?


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quote:
Originally posted by GreyGhost:
Here's a wimmen question.

AH! An actual wimmen question! HERE is what my Wisdom will be of use in!

Why is it that I can never seem to get the ones I want,

Why, because the ones you want all like the guy to be taller than them.

but I can't get rid of the ones I don't want anymore?


Insufficient time dedicated to target practice. Failing that, you might try studying and utilizing the personality traits of Legend-Killer, but on the whole target practice strikes me as the more enjoyable, although less effective, alternative. Man does not live by results alone.

Thanky'verymuch.

Next question.


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Originally posted by GreyGhost:
Here's a wimmen question. Why is it that I can never seem to get the ones I want, but I can't get rid of the ones I don't want anymore?

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love dolls?


See, not only are you irrelevant, but you have commenced to makin' no sense whatsoever. Do the books.


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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
so your wisdom of wimmens is limited to non doll wimmens? That's specializing.

And your point, 'Bob', would be what?

Just do the books.


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I am relevant, Them there dolls pictured above are called "Love Dolls" and were featured on the HOward Stern Show. I am multi talented and can do things above and beyond my cypherin skills

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quote:
Originally posted by GreyGhost:
Well, true, but only after shaving his head and making him watch a show booked by Wally...

See, this is why we employ legal counsel.


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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
I am relevant, Them there dolls pictured above are called "Love Dolls" and were featured on the HOward Stern Show. I am multi talented and can do things above and beyond my cypherin skills

'Bob', what does this have to do with wimmen questions? Are you gettin' senile also? You saw what happened to poor L-k. Aw, that's right, in this condition you can't remember it. That's okay and not your fault. Go Mr. Nappy and it will all be just fine.


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Which brings me to yet another unanswered question, is Mr Nappy related to Mr Searchy?




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Don't worry about it, 'Bob'. See, after lunch they have Bingo.
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I will now entertain and perhaps even answer more wimmen questions. Wisdom, getcher red-hot Wisdom...
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Byatches be buggin.' Why iz dat?
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here be yo ansa dawg:

bkawz

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Not AWL us be buggin'. Some o' us be chillin'.
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be true dat

rhi don be buggin


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