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Rhiannon
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HM, this suddenly seems to have turned into the "Ask CM and Legend-Killer" thread....
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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
HM, this suddenly seems to have turned into the "Ask CM and Legend-Killer" thread....

By all means fire away. I'll answer them the best hat I can. But I guess I should go and review my psych books from college. This place certainly could use a good shrink.


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quote:
Originally posted by Legend-Killer:
And there is something wrong with keeping a lady happy?

I happen to have good luck with keeping ladies happy.

And being a giver at times can get you a lot more than being a "taker".


CM = Johnny Mathis AND Mark Calloway??????????????


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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
CM = Johnny Mathis AND Mark Calloway??????????????

No more like

CM = Steven Tyler and Gary Coleman.


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Uh.... no.

Wrong on both counts, boys.

BZZZZZT! Thank you for playing!


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
Uh.... no.

Wrong on both counts, boys.

[b]BZZZZZT! Thank you for playing![/B]



ok, CM = Mel Torme AND Joey Butafuco?

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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Rhiannon:
[b]Uh.... no.

Wrong on both counts, boys.

[b]BZZZZZT! Thank you for playing![/B]



ok, CM = Mel Torme AND Joey Butafuco?[/B][/QUOTE]

Now that I would agree with.


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Pish tush. As Miz Rhi tolja, apart from my similar musical abilities to Mr. Torme, y'all are wanderin' around blind without a cane. I await further questions, which will be answered from the Book Of Life Wisdom, and not from no both sissy and misguided college textbook nonsense. Next?
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Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Pish tush. As Miz Rhi tolja, apart from my similar musical abilities to Mr. Torme, y'all are wanderin' around blind without a cane. I await further questions, which will be answered from the Book Of Life Wisdom, and not from no both sissy and misguided college textbook nonsense. Next?

Sissy and misguided college textbook nonsense?

WAIT A MINUTE! I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!


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Well there you go. Next question? I will have all you boys cohootin' and such before you know it.
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Well there you go. Next question? I will have all you boys cohootin' and such before you know it.

You are right.

Now where is that case of Mike's Hard Lemonade I had earlier.


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quote:
Originally posted by TheRagingTazmanian:
Mask = wisdom HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

And in reading this me thinks Mask may actually watch Oprah quite frequently.

What is the old line?

"Me thinks he doth protest to much"


See? Pitiful babblin'.


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quote:
Originally posted by Legend-Killer:
And there is something wrong with keeping a lady happy?

I happen to have good luck with keeping ladies happy.


And with such ease. All he has to do is leave the room. Next question?


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
And with such ease. All he has to do is leave the room. Next question?

Not even going to comment on that one old man.


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Figgered ya warn't. Old yes in experience, but only almost 29.
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Now that this puppy has been spanked with this rolled-up newspaper, next question.
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Figgered ya warn't. Old yes in experience, but only almost 29.

29 to what power?


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In your mathematicalistic terms, the first of course. However the True Power lies in the Ways Of Wisdom with which I shall answer more questions, if certain people will know when they're whupped and shut up. Next question?
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
In your mathematicalistic terms, the first of course. However the True Power lies in the Ways Of Wisdom with which I shall answer more questions, if certain people will know when they're whupped and shut up. Next question?

I have never admitted defeat and only rarely shut up. So we can keep at this for quite some time oh wise and ancient one.


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The rarely shut up part we are all too well acquainted with, but don't your hands ever get tired from receiving your ass over and over? Oh well. I must depart for a while, so go on ahead and come up with your best, such as it is *snort*. Meanwhile should anyone have actual wimmen questions, such as I have already answered even to the demanding standards of Miz Rhi, why go on ahead an' ask. The tree goes 'moo'.

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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
The rarely shut up part we are all too well acquainted with, but don't your hands ever get tired from receiving your ass over and over? Oh well. I must depart for a while, so go on ahead and come up with your best, such as it is *snort*. Meanwhile should anyone have actual wimmen questions, such as I have already answered even to the demanding standards of Miz Rhi, why go on ahead an' ask. The tree goes 'moo'.

No they don't. And I am nowhere near the record for ass handings set by Wally.


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Well that's a pathetic thang to have to resort to in order to defend oneself. Who is 'they' and what don't they do? You're startin' to babble as bad as that Ragin' Mongoloid fella.
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CM = Tom Jones AND Urkel?

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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Well that's a pathetic thang to have to resort to in order to defend oneself. Who is 'they' and what don't they do? You're startin' to babble as bad as that Ragin' Mongoloid fella.

You asked if my hands got tired from recieving my ass, so I answered with no they don't. Senility setting in there Mask?


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You asked if my hands got tired from recieving my ass, so I answered with no they don't. Senility setting in there Mask?

Answerin' a question in the first line of a paragraph which has several one or more subsequent 'theys', showin' you are sufferin' from 'last in first out' syndrome, and you ask if I'M gettin' senile?


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CM = Tom Jones AND Urkel?

Now the Tom Jones part has merit, as if you mean the Tom Jones who was trained by Karl Gotch there is a similarity in grappling skills, and if you mean that other fella there is the underwear-and-room-key thang...


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Answerin' a question in the first line of a paragraph which has several one or more subsequent 'theys', showin' you are sufferin' from 'last in first out' syndrome, and you ask if I'M gettin' senile?

Yep I am. You only asked one question and I answered it.


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Yup you are what? Gettin' senile? Go have the nurse change your Depends.
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Meanwhile if no one has any wimmen questions I will be happy to keep all this wisdom to myself.
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Yup you are what? Gettin' senile? Go have the nurse change your Depends.

No I was agreeing that I was calling you senile. And I don't live in Florida so I am not in need of a nurse to change anything.


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Well you're fixin' to not smell real purty plus have a very annoying rash. See, wimmen are not fond of these characteristics. Next question.

[This message has been edited by Crimson Mask I (edited 03-01-2002).]


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Well you're fixin' to not smell real purty plus have a very annoying rash. See, wimmen are not fond of these characterisitics. Next question.


BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!

*YAWN*

Is this the best you can do?


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No, just enough to whup you, as you are almost as hard to tie knots in as a shoelace, as witness that last non-response. I save the upper 99% for serious competition like Miz Rhi.
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
No, just enough to whup you, as you are almost as hard to tie knots in as a shoelace, as witness that last non-response. I save the upper 99% for serious competition like Miz Rhi.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


Oh. I'm sorry Mask. Were you saying something? I dozed off for a second. Your little speeches seem to be a great cure for my insomnia.


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See? Droppin' off like that? Sure symptom of Alzheimer's. Why don't you have a nice Mr. Nappy, and I'll have the nice nurse come change those Depends while you're sleepin', and meanwhile I will entertain wimmen questions.
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Legend Killer needs to leave the cypherin up to Triple HHH as that is his assigned job.

CM and myself are almost 29. This is a fact and no need to argue it futher. This is a ask CM forum not bash CM forum. Get the facts straight.


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
See? Droppin' off like that? Sure symptom of Alzheimer's. Why don't you have a nice Mr. Nappy, and I'll have the nice nurse come change those Depends while you're sleepin', and meanwhile I will entertain wimmen questions.

Has nothing to do with Alzheimer's. It has to do with you boring the hell out of me.


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quote:
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Legend Killer needs to leave the cypherin up to Triple HHH as that is his assigned job.

CM and myself are almost 29. This is a fact and no need to argue it futher. This is a ask CM forum not bash CM forum. Get the facts straight.


Ah, CM and are just having a little good natured ribbing.


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Well see there? Paradoxical reactions, inability to follow the thread of a discussion, another sure sign of loss of mental acuity. Do not feel bad as this comes with age. Ken and myself at only almost 29 do not of course have these problems.

Now, are there any wimmen questions?


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I have one.

Where do I find the volume/mute button?

This would be a great help to my sanity.


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