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GBM2002
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CM has proven himself to be the wisest person in the ways of wisdom. We would like more insite into this. Those who have wimmen questions may ask CM here.
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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
CM has proven himself to be the wisest person in the ways of wisdom. We would like more insite into this. Those who have wimmen questions may ask CM here.

Yes, just ask CM all your questions. He is our own Dr. Phil.


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Yes. The tree goes 'moo'. Who is Dr. Phil? Uh, bring on the questions.

*UH oh* from the Sunshine State...


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quote:
Originally posted by Legend-Killer:
Yes, just ask CM all your questions. He is our own Dr. Phil.

Nooooooooooooooooooo, CM is Johnny Mathis!!!


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Yes. The tree goes 'moo'. Who is Dr. Phil? Uh, bring on the questions.

*UH oh* from the Sunshine State...


Dr. Phil is a recurring Psychologist on the Oprah show.


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quote:
Originally posted by Legend-Killer:
Dr. Phil is a recurring Psychologist on the Oprah show.

And a friggin JOKE, IMO....


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quote:
Originally posted by Married Jo Kopechne:
And a friggin JOKE, IMO....


Very good Married Jo, you are learning to express yourself properly now since we are revolting against the Dusty Rulz of no cussin.


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"Women questions" ????

Oh, BOY, am I gonna have FUUUUN with this 'un.

Let's see, what can I test him on...


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Brang it on. See, I do not watch Oprah, proving my wisdom right there.
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Yes Rhi, wimmen questions. You may ask the exhaulted one CM, who is all knowing, very enlightening questions.
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Brang it on. See, I do not watch Oprah, proving my wisdom right there.

Yup, very wise, indeed, very wise. That's ONE test you've passed, and in only a few short minutes.


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As Ken said. Yes, it's true, it's true. The tree goes 'moo'. Brang on the questions.
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All right, here's one.

When is it appropriate to give a woman flowers?


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quote:
Originally posted by Legend-Killer:
Dr. Phil is a recurring Psychologist on the Oprah show.

You're a giver, LK.


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quote:
Originally posted by Married Jo Kopechne:
And a friggin JOKE, IMO....


You're a taker, MJK.


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
All right, here's one.

When is it appropriate to give a woman flowers?


(butts in line ahead of CM)

"When she's dead?"

BA-DUM-PA!


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Okay, Weezie, so what are YOU? Explain, Sullivan, please.
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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
Okay, Weezie, so what are YOU? Explain, Sullivan, please.

An innocent bystander with above-average observational skills.


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
All right, here's one.

When is it appropriate to give a woman flowers?


Waal, that thar depends.


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quote:
Originally posted by Shaving Weezie Jefferson:
(butts in line ahead of CM)

"When she's dead?"

BA-DUM-PA!



Never mind, you just answered my question. You're an ass. An instigatin' one.

[This message has been edited by Rhiannon (edited 03-01-2002).]


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Richard, dang it, stop helpin' me.
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Waal, that thar depends.


On?


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:

You're an ass. An instigatin' one.


I'd prolly be offendicated by that if it didn't rang so many dang bells.


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
On?


...on how mad she is for you doing whatever you done!!!

but then again, I am divorced, so much for my knowledge of wimmens


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
On?


Why, glad you axed.

See, there are meanin's and symbolisms and such attached to certain flowers, makin' em appropirate for various occasions and such, in the case of a wimmen who is a friend or a relative.

Nhaow dhen, in the case of a wimmen with whom one is romantically involved, ANYTIME is appropriate, meanwhile notin' that if you omit to do so on birthdays and anniversaries an' such, she will make your life a livin' hell, or even more so than it is already.

Next question?


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Plus what 'Bob' thar said about apologizin' an' such.
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quote:
Originally posted by Shaving Weezie Jefferson:
I'd prolly be offendicated by that if it didn't rang so many dang bells.

Warn't meant to be offendicatin'. Just an observation of the above-averagely-skilled-kind.


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Very good answer, CM, and highly true, exceptin' the fact that SOME wimmen do not MAKE mens' lives living hells... some of us are highly skilled at making the hellishness go away and gettin' you boys to forgit about all the madness.

Care to elaborate on the meanin's of them thar colors of flowers?


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quote:
Originally posted by Legend-Killer:
Dr. Phil is a recurring Psychologist on the Oprah show.

He is only a psychologist on recurring occasions? What does he do the rest of the time?


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
Very good answer, CM, and highly true, exceptin' the fact that SOME wimmen do not MAKE mens' lives living hells... some of us are highly skilled at making the hellishness go away and gettin' you boys to forgit about all the madness.

Waal, shore, in which case we would not be apt to forget the flowers, you see.

Care to elaborate on the meanin's of them thar colors of flowers?


Why shore. For an example, your yellow rose, such as y'all have in Texas, would symbolize your loving friendship thar, whilst your red rose would symbolize your romantic love. Thanky'verymuch.

Enough of this dang horticulture and such. Next question?


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
What does he do the rest of the time?


He makes and sells soap derived from the liposuctioned fat of rich women.


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Ohh.
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quote:
Originally posted by Shaving Weezie Jefferson:
He makes and sells soap derived from the liposuctioned fat of rich women.


...now that's just icky. *tries not to hurl*


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quote:
Originally posted by Shaving Weezie Jefferson:
He makes and sells soap derived from the liposuctioned fat of rich women.


So that explains his role on Oprah's show, her being a LARGE contributor to his soap factory and what not.MFD

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Why shore. Off Oprah alone they could wash Afghanistan.

[This message has been edited by Crimson Mask I (edited 03-01-2002).]


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
He is only a psychologist on recurring occasions? What does he do the rest of the time?

He writes books and does speaking engagements.

And before Richard starts, the only reason I know this is my girlfriend tapes Oprah and watches it all weekend. And since there is only one tv I either watch what she puts in or go to sleep. So I do do a lot of sleeping when I am at her place.


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Why shore. Off Oprah alone they could wash Afghanistan.

[This message has been edited by Crimson Mask I (edited 03-01-2002).]


uhmm... never mind! {insert evil offensive line here}

[This message has been edited by TripleHHH67 (edited 03-01-2002).]


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quote:
Originally posted by Legend-Killer:
He writes books and does speaking engagements.

And before Richard starts, the only reason I know this is my girlfriend tapes Oprah and watches it all weekend. And since there is only one tv I either watch what she puts in or go to sleep. So I do do a lot of sleeping when I am at her place.


SEE!!!!

Tolja he was a giver.


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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
CM has proven himself to be the wisest person in the ways of wisdom. We would like more insite into this. Those who have wimmen questions may ask CM here.

Mask = wisdom HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

And in reading this me thinks Mask may actually watch Oprah quite frequently.

What is the old line?

"Me thinks he doth protest to much"


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quote:
Originally posted by Shaving Weezie Jefferson:
SEE!!!!

Tolja he was a giver.


And there is something wrong with keeping a lady happy?

I happen to have good luck with keeping ladies happy.

And being a giver at times can get you a lot more than being a "taker".


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