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OneFanGang
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Okay Ken, imagine the Brady Bunch opening where there are nine faces in their own neat little blocks, three rows of three, or three columns of three.

Naturally, you belong in the center box.

Now, which of your nine kids has to be left out? And why?


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If you think that looks funny, then try Dusty and all his wimmen
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Dusty's Trail was a syndicated show in the 70s featuring Bob "Gilligan Maynard" Denver.

This Dusty's trail you speak of sounds to me like you're about to tell the story of why he is radically opposed to veal.


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Why is Ken in the center? He looks nothing like Alice.
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Thanks, Weezie , I knew you weren't blind.
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he looks more like a gorilla ,think congo or planet of the apes. lol
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Shaving Weezie Jefferson
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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
Thanks, Weezie , I knew you weren't blind.

You did have the Mr. Brady 'fro there for awhile though.


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quote:
Originally posted by Shaving Weezie Jefferson:
Why is Ken in the center? He looks nothing like Alice.



Consarn it, Weezie! We're trying to get Ken his own show.

Ken cooks and keeps the crew in order. Never mind that Sir Dudley Clements was a dead ringer for Allan Melvin; this thing has legs.


[This message has been edited by OneFanGang (edited 02-28-2002).]


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I'm seeing Dusty, Ken, and Rhi in an updated Three's Company sorta thing.

James could handle the Mr. Roper role, but play it as a former wrestling ref who took one too many bumps. Then, when he comes for the rent, they could distract him for some classic befuddlin.'


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Yes and I am the King of My Domain and all that I own. I am El Jefe and Mucho Machismo.
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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
Yes and I am the King of My Domain and all that I own. I am El Jefe and Mucho Machismo.

as in the Seinfeld episode?


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ken is king as long as he has his love seat. he never moves, just gives orders and eats. come to think of it, he acts like royalty.
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They'd never get away with that stuff with me.....If this was a Three's Company rip-off, I'd end up with Suzanne Sommers on the side and those two'd never know (maybe the other chick, too) This Ref never fit that "I see nothing, I know nothing, mold".....
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if that ain't the truth and nothing but the truth!!
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quote:
Originally posted by Shaving Weezie Jefferson:
I'm seeing Dusty, Ken, and Rhi in an updated Three's Company sorta thing.

James could handle the Mr. Roper role, but play it as a former wrestling ref who took one too many bumps. Then, when he comes for the rent, they could distract him for some classic befuddlin.'



EEK! I'm already a MOD in this place without having been asked... what are you trine a git me into NOW????


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Shaving Weezie Jefferson
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Okay, the stars are uprising. Gonna hafta call a production meeting and change the script.

How about an update of My Two Dads? James is the judge who sentences Rhi to live with both Dusty and Ken (not knowing which one is actually her father). Then James could be all hardnose and bust up the highjinx.


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nah. that wouldn't work either. the judge would know ken already fathered 9. anybody that potent, the 10th one is courtesy of the court.
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Hm, might could work, since Ken and Dusty are almost CERTAINLY old enough to be dads of mine, bein' as I am only almost 19, and such....

....wait a minnit! WHAT am I sayin'??? Do I *want* to be fathered by either of them two guys when I could have them take me out instead?
*shaking head to clear it*


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just call me daddy.
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quote:
Originally posted by dw:
just call me daddy.

You plan on justifyin' bein' called that, Bwah?


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don't need but 1 chance.
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A woo wooo woooo!
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quote:
Originally posted by dw:
ken is king as long as he has his love seat. he never moves, just gives orders and eats. come to think of it, he acts like royalty.

Yes, Dusty this has gone to prove that you do understand my lot in life. This only goes to show that I know my authority, I delegate responsibility, and I smirk at those who look at me in awe. ( heres looking at you


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unacceptable post.

[This message has been edited by GBM2002 (edited 03-01-2002).]


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quote:
Originally posted by ak74auto:
unacceptable post.

[This message has been edited by GBM2002 (edited 03-01-2002).]


OH OH! Somebody's daddy got after 'im!


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Shaving Weezie Jefferson
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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
OH OH! Somebody's daddy got after 'im!

Member when we wuz kids, Rhi? We wouldn't be caught dead posting on the same board our 'rents moderated.


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Nup, we shore wouldn't. We'd a done our best to avoid a public forum-floggin' and a trip out behind the woodshed. Our young ak74-boy gots somethin' ta learn.

Of course, since I *am* only almost 19, that was not so very long ago...


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i have a serious learning curve,so i'll probably do it again ! lol your 19,hmm i'm 24,how old is everyone else on this board ? now remember i asked real ages ,not how old you think you are .
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quote:
Originally posted by ak74auto:
i have a serious learning curve,so i'll probably do it again ! lol your 19,hmm i'm 24,how old is everyone else on this board ? now remember i asked real ages ,not how old you think you are .


almost 24 with a 31 7/16" waist


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quote:
Originally posted by ak74auto:
i have a serious learning curve,so i'll probably do it again ! lol your 19,hmm i'm 24,how old is everyone else on this board ? now remember i asked real ages ,not how old you think you are .

Well, if Mask and Ken are almost 29, and Rhi is 19, then I'm almost 23.


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Shaving Weezie Jefferson
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I'll be 73 years young in July.
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quote:
Originally posted by GreyGhost:
Well, if Mask and Ken are almost 29, and Rhi is 19, then I'm almost 23.

Yes and a wise 23 you are Sir Ghost.


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quote:
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he looks more like a gorilla ,think congo or planet of the apes. lol

it's true it's true. p.s. i left some bananas for you on the counter .

[This message has been edited by ak74auto (edited 03-02-2002).]

[This message has been edited by ak74auto (edited 03-02-2002).]


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GBM2002
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That isn't a necessary post kid.
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SEEEEE???

Daddy's gittin' after 'im agin! Under the thumb there, ak74?


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NOT NICE

[This message has been edited by GBM2002 (edited 03-02-2002).]


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Ken, are you and Juanita sure he is yours?
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