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Sea Monsters
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In honour of my 1st anniversary here, and the Fabulous Blonde Ken Timbs* new forum, I'm buying. Belly up to the bar.

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Yes you are an honorable person. Thank you for the drinks. I am sure we will all enjoy them. Celebrate your first year with us and we can show you what a good time is.
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Indeed. 'Specially with the brunette-and-sorta-reddish female moderator. But, um, I don't "ooze". I'm not drunk enough yet.
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Well, we can work on that. Barkeep... ?

OOZIN' and COHOOTIN' in the Sunshine State!


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What we need.... before this forum gets too far along.... is an accurate physical description of all female participants....we don't want Dusty to be confused after he's had too many of these free drinks. He has a tendency to mistake the REAL ones with those that are, let's say, less real at times.
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James, Dusty knows when his lunch date with me is, and he'll see what I look like then. Until then, I gots straight brown hair with a bit of red in it, brown eyes, some freckles, and a big friendly smile. Fair enough?
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more than fair. and i don't confuse nuttin'. it's female or nuttin' at all.
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Rhi, is that all it takes to be a female, hair, eyes and freckles.(need to think about this) Then no wonder Dusty gets confused.
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starting to toe that line again.
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Wrong toe Dusty, just was wondering what you and James meant.
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You know what I meant....It's Dusty that gets confused....I don't mean to infer that he don't like women...he most certainly does....He just don't understand that, just 'cause it looks like one it IS one....
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Yes just cause it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, doesn't mean its a duck.
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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
James, Dusty knows when his lunch date with me is, and he'll see what I look like then. Until then, I gots straight brown hair with a bit of red in it, brown eyes, some freckles, and a big friendly smile. Fair enough?

Every time I get back up, I need to lie down again. You'll be saying you're 5ft 2 next.


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i know the feeling, every time i get back up, i get light headed and have to lay back down. only so much blood the organs can share.
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quote:
Originally posted by Sea Monsters:
Every time I get back up, I need to lie down again. You'll be saying you're 5ft 2 next.

Pish tush. Seek your schoolgirls elsewhere. Miz Rhi stands a full 5' 7".


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a wooo woooo wooooooo! legs everywhere.
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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Pish tush. Seek your schoolgirls elsewhere. Miz Rhi stands a full 5' 7".

So I couldn't rest my pint on yor head then?


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quote:
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So I couldn't rest my pint on yor head then?

Um, NO. But you could BUY me a pint.


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woooo wooooo woooooo! legs everywhere!
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Sea Monsters
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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
Um, NO. But you could BUY me a pint.

OK, I'll buy you a pint.

Now can I rest my pint on your head?


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Sea Monsters, I am thinkin' you got quite a bit of learnin' to do about American women, includin' for purposes of this discussion ones from Texas, in particular Miz Rhi, who if you persist in trine a rest your pint on her head, is apt to rest a pool cue up side YOUR head.
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Indeed. Miz Rhi knows a bit of Bar Fu, you see.

*slugs both hers and Monsters' pints*


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No, No, No, CM and Miz Rhi', you need to learn about English customs. Placing a pint on a womens head is symbolic. It is symbolic because the pint represents a crown (or tiara) meaning you are the Queen of the hill (or forum).

That's why I bought us both two pints.


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In honor of Dusty and Ken's recent "Excellent Adventure" to New Orleans, I'll have a Hurricane! Have fun!
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quote:
Originally posted by Sea Monsters:
No, No, No, CM and Miz Rhi', you need to learn about English customs. Placing a pint on a womens head is symbolic. It is symbolic because the pint represents a crown (or tiara) meaning you are the Queen of the hill (or forum).

That's why I bought us both two pints.


See, she done cranked him with the pool cue, and he has commenced to talk gibberish.


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Unless our Monstrous friend wishes to crown me with a real tiara....
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Does this one fit?


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Why, that thar thang shore is purty-like, Mr. Monstrosity, and I shore am flattered.
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