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Rhiannon
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Ken, I'm thinkin' that ol' Bob here needs to find his own legal representation, rather than relyin' on US to keep shellin' out the dough to OURS. Whaddya think, Gent?
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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
Just thinking of CM and his "hankerin" for the Olsen twins. If we could get a cartoon series, we might be able to keep him out of trouble


Bob, you need to get off that Coca-Cola. You are all messed up and confused, as witness this here, your mindless parroting of none other than wally. Them two whitebread teenyboppers hold no interest for me howsoever.


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
... we wouldn't want to see MFD incarcerated by ANY means, now, would we? 'Specially not Mr. MFD hisself, correct?

mfd incarcerated? Inconceivable. *hee*

[This message has been edited by Crimson Mask I (edited 02-27-2002).]


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I feel like I just walked into a really weird party that started about 30 years ago.....Oh, me.....What are we getting into?
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Greetings, fellow moderator.

*nyaah ha ha*


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Rhiannon
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quote:
Originally posted by james beard:
I feel like I just walked into a really weird party that started about 30 years ago.....Oh, me.....What are we getting into?

Ask the site owner, he's the one whut done it. I think you and I are gonna have to temper the craziness in here, man!


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You two TEMPERIN' the craziness?
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Rhiannon
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Did I STUTTER?
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just think. our first 2 page topic. and all about imaginary sex. and they said this board couldn't make it.
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james beard
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It makes sense....You ARE the expert on that subject.
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quote:
Originally posted by james beard:
It makes sense....You ARE the expert on that subject.

I have to agree with you James, Dusty is an expert on this subject.


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Bob, you need to get off that Coca-Cola. You are all messed up and confused, as witness this here, your mindless parroting of none other than wally. Them two whitebread teenyboppers hold no interest for me howsoever.


now that hurts


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Judy Jetson or Betty Rubble
JRJ

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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
now that hurts

'Bob', the truth hurts...

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Originally posted by The Dark Knight!:

So which one is Crimson Mask's girlfriend?

Mary Kate or Ashley?



... but the truth shall set you free...


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Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
Women not girls rule my world

I said they rule my world

Act your age and not your shoe size


... can you handle the truth?

[This message has been edited by Crimson Mask I (edited 02-27-2002).]


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I have sinned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Forgive me for I have sinned!
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quote:
Originally posted by JRLEGEND_SC:
Judy Jetson or Betty Rubble
JRJ

Better yet. How about Judy Jetson and Betty Rubble.

[This message has been edited by Dugan (edited 02-27-2002).]


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quote:
Originally posted by Dugan:
Better yet. How about Judy Jetson [b]and Betty Rubble.

[This message has been edited by Dugan (edited 02-27-2002).][/B]


Careful, we are still looking into the Texas laws against cartoon Harems. We recommend that you not mention them until our legal staff at Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe have defined the laws. In the mean time, you can refer to anything similar to a cartoon harem as a "cartoonem"

Thank you for understanding.


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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
2. Is a cartoon version of a teen acceptable? Just thinking of CM and his "hankerin" for the Olsen twins. If we could get a cartoon series, we might be able to keep him out of trouble



[This message has been edited by bingo914 (edited 02-27-2002).]


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Can we include chicks, err ladies...from comic books? If so I'd go with Power Girl!
I mean, she can fly and stuff.


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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
a little caution and money now, may save us headaches and mor emoney later. And besides, MFD is a friend, and I wouldn't want to see him incarcerated because of his enjoyment of young teen cartoons from space

Thank you for your concern my friend, now back to those young teen cartoons.MFD


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quote:
Originally posted by GBM2002:
Maybe MFD is starting a cartoon harem.

Wasnt going to but since you brought it up....lets see,daphne,wilma,betty,who was that girl from archie, oh yeah veronica.


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quote:
Originally posted by Rhiannon:
Sure thang! And I tend to agree with you... we wouldn't want to see MFD incarcerated by ANY means, now, would we? 'Specially not Mr. MFD hisself, correct? I mean, he's kinda a fixture around here, and his little diatribes can be kinda cute and entertaining, in a freakish-fandom-for-DiBiase sorta way...

MFD?


MFD agree's with you and would not want to see MFD incarcerated either.
Now about this freakish fandom for DiBiase thing?


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quote:
Originally posted by Crimson Mask I:
mfd incarcerated? Inconceivable. *hee*

[This message has been edited by Crimson Mask I (edited 02-27-2002).]


well there was the time in 78 when a ten year old MFD did a stretch,oh yeah and 82 for the driving mishap,in my defense she did walk out between the cars, oh and lets not forget 85 and the jodie foster incident and then in 88 it was statesville for an extended period of time but that wasnt my fault cause I was under the influence of lighter fluid and lets see that parole violation in 90 but the parole officer wasnt really hurt bad, I think she was faking it myself....*sigh* MFD


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MFD,
From your previous record, it has become apparent that you would be better off in cartoon land, so just stay in that fantasy world so the rest of us out here are safer.

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quote:
Originally posted by james beard:
It makes sense....You ARE the expert on that subject.

See, James, you're being assimilated JUUUUST fine-and-dandily.


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Felt good...assimilate me any time you want.....
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Mr. Timbs, are all these conversations legalized yet? Have the crack whip attorneys at Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe returned your calls? We need to stay on top of these matters.
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Dear Triple HHH,

I appreciate you staying on top of the matter for you best friend MFD. The attorneys are consulting with cartoon land attorneys as it seems some of these characters are well beyond the years they portray.


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so in other words, they may not be teen cartoons, they just play them on TV? vSorta like the cast from 'Friends' playing 20 somethings on TV but in actuality they are almost able to apply to AARP?

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Daria's friend. Or Veronica from the Archies.
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quote:
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Daria's friend. Or Veronica from the Archies.

hey pal......veronica is taken....find your own cartoon girl.MFD


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quote:
Originally posted by TripleHHH67:
so in other words, they may not be teen cartoons, they just play them on TV? vSorta like the cast from 'Friends' playing 20 somethings on TV but in actuality they are almost able to apply to AARP?


Yeah, something like that, this is what the attorneys are saying.


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quote:
Originally posted by kargol:
Daria's friend.

Jane Lane. I think she might be half-Kurdish.


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i'm not sure what this has to do with wrestling , but i would rather hook up with trish ,chyna (yeah baby !) lita,and /or terri . i don't find cartoon drawings exciting .
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Check with your dad and Dusty. This is the Nothing To Do With Wrestling Wrestling Classics Forum. If you're gonna take THAT attitude you gotta go over to the main board.
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Sir Grey Ghost,

As an honored memember of the attorneys society, we sincerely ask your help with a few legal matters that have already been mentioned in this thread.


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Sir Grey Ghost,

Upon reviewing this all important topic, what is the proper legal way to handle these posters who want to have their way with the underage cartoon characters of the world and what would be their punishment therein if caught.


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GG,

I especially want to make sure my buddy MFD isn't involved in anything here with his cartoon teen ladies that can get him incarcerated.

you can bill the mods of this forum for your services...


Thanks


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It is a privilege and an honor to be of assistance to the distinguished Moderators of this fine forum. Let me review the issues, and I'll try to answer the questions raised.
GreyGhost,
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So are you the world famous Grey Ghost Cheetham?


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